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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Had to dig a huge hole, quickly…. It was bad… 8ft down 9ft by 6ft. 100 degree heat… because…..

    A beautiful horse was put to rest today… I thought he was gonna explode when he hit the bottom of the hole, he was bloated so big from the heat. The scent was harsh to say the very least.


    Now I gotta dig a retention run-off gully, then dig holes to plant some trees…. how am I feeling? Well….I'm above ground, no complaints.

    Be nice to have a gallon of water and an ice cream sammich….then… another gallon of water. I'ma sleep good tonight.

    You never have any complaints, but you also never have any exclamations.
  2. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Well, I did cuss when the tractor broke down in the other hole, and was sticking straight up like the Titanic. the driver was stuck in the seat facing down, so I had to pick the tractor driver up from in the hole to unbuckle his seatbelt, then carry him, down the tractor into the hole.

    He's heavier than me, about 250 lbs (I'm 215 lbs at 6') and he's about 77 years of age, so I had to be extremely careful, carrying him over the hydraulic lines and levers and setting him down gently. then.... I had to lift him out of that hole, which was only six feet deep, compared to the other one.

    But........... since the tractor broke down......... guess who had to dig the other hole by hand....meeeeee... lmao.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Grylls I’m 5’9

    I was always under the impression tall people have big dicks, is that true or just some myth?

    really Dude, this sad ruse to see caspers cock,, u so gay you make HTS look strait
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT really Dude, this sad ruse to see caspers cock,, u so gay you make HTS look strait

    I don’t wanna see his shlong, I just never knew anyone so tall nigga

    How big is rick?
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by POLECAT really Dude, this sad ruse to see caspers cock,, u so gay you make HTS look strait

    She is bisexual thank you very much
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung You have to duck while traveling under most door frames.

    Not duck but my hair does often brush the top


    Originally posted by WellHung Most of your feet hang off of the end of the bed.

    Accurate. I had to buy a queen size for that reason

    Originally posted by WellHung Most clothes in the 'big and tall' section, are still too small for you.

    Partially accurate. Usually they're too wide for me tho.

    Originally posted by WellHung However, You can always reach the light bulb in the ceiling fan, without stepping on a step stool.

    Accurate. It's easy to hide drugs from girlfriends in the bathroom or kitchen

    Originally posted by Grylls I’m 5’9

    I was always under the impression tall people have big dicks, is that true or just some myth?

    I guess on average, taller guys are bigger on average, but I'm only 7. Not awful, but at my size to look not small you gotta rock like 10.


    Originally posted by WellHung However, It's really nice to be able to access all of the kitchen cabinets. Hell, You even have extra storage on top of the cabinets, that you can reach, from the floor.

    Yeah it's like a secret hiding spot but I'd still trade it for less back problems lol
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She is bisexual thank you very much

    Oh kewl me too :)
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CASPER I guess on average, taller guys are bigger on average, but I'm only 7. Not awful, but at my size to look not small you gotta rock like 10

    Genetics then, because of my nigger background
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grylls Genetics then, because of my nigger background

    Lol yeah my ancestors didnt have to peaCOCK apparently we just burned the huts, killed the men and held down our mates against their will.
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I'm not sure how to feel about what you just said
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It means nature is in perfect balance.

    Man it must suck to be a huge black dude with a 4" dick. The pressure and expectations. God I'd wanna die. Which is kinda stupid bc I expect women dont cry over their tiny boobs. It's a weird cultural thing. Prolly why I know so many tiny dicked cops. Well..."so many" being two.
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CASPER It means nature is in perfect balance.

    Man it must suck to be a huge black dude with a 4" dick. The pressure and expectations. God I'd wanna die. Which is kinda stupid bc I expect women dont cry over their tiny boobs. It's a weird cultural thing. Prolly why I know so many tiny dicked cops. Well…"so many" being two.

    Women are just as sensitive about their small boobs as men as are about their cocks

    I prefer booty though, big boobs don't really do much for me
  13. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Women are just as sensitive about their small boobs as men as are about their cocks

    Are you identifying as a woman?
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I identify as "they"
  15. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls I identify as "they"

    The plurals?
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Back below 330 lb. Guess thats a thing. Back still feels shit but not as shit as it did a few weeks ago.

    9ne stpe at a tkme motber fjcker
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Yoru srr fmgonna be a fuckngi rioped ass protein monstesr
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    POWERFUL CASPER, MOTHR FUCERJS
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  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    FatbRambo to Actual rambo
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    POWERFUL GHOSTING
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