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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They sell this stuff at back behind truck Stops I hear it works wonders for tiredness

    Lmao
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They used to be called Black Beauties.
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Whoa she has a name sir and it's candy rein
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Whoa she has a name sir and it's candy rein

    I stand corrected.
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Awesome 💖

    :)
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Back below 330 lb. Guess thats a thing. Back still feels shit but not as shit as it did a few weeks ago.
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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Back below 330 lb. Guess thats a thing. Back still feels shit but not as shit as it did a few weeks ago.

    ur still a big teddy bear.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WellHung ur still a big teddy bear.

    ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT MATTHEW?!











    youre correct.


    I need to be doing yoga or getting massages or something. I have ridiculous muscles in all the wrong places.

    Even at my ideal weight of 260-275 which is what i weighed in high school, thats still a ton of weiht to carry.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    u dont like being a big, strong beta?
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol. im an beta beta at best, but its very uncomfortable. And im not even strong anymore. Thats the oart that sucks. I havent felt strong in almost 10 years. Just constantly feel like ive been i a car wreck. Everyone comes for u when u got the throne, u know. The crown weighs heavy on the head that wears it, etc.

    i wouldve so much rather preferred being like 6’ -6’2”. I think thats pretty ideal.
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER lol. im an beta beta at best, but its very uncomfortable. And im not even strong anymore. Thats the oart that sucks. I havent felt strong in almost 10 years. Just constantly feel like ive been i a car wreck. Everyone comes for u when u got the throne, u know. The crown weighs heavy on the head that wears it, etc.

    i wouldve so much rather preferred being like 6’ -6’2”. I think thats pretty ideal.

    How tall are you?
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    at least 6’7”. Its hard to get an accurate measure now bc my spine is so hunched over. And 3 years ago i was 385 lbs. I was carrying a 150lb package at work a few months ago and i was like “goddamn ove been lugging one of these around for like 4 years.”
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I cant even shower without shquatting on the shower floor. I cant even use most of the mirrors in my house standing up lol.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I cant even shower without shquatting on the shower floor. I cant even use most of the mirrors in my house standing up lol.

    You have to duck while traveling under most door frames.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I cant even shower without shquatting on the shower floor. I cant even use most of the mirrors in my house standing up lol.

    Most of your feet hang off of the end of the bed.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I cant even shower without shquatting on the shower floor. I cant even use most of the mirrors in my house standing up lol.

    Most clothes in the 'big and tall' section, are still too small for you.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I cant even shower without shquatting on the shower floor. I cant even use most of the mirrors in my house standing up lol.

    However, You can always reach the light bulb in the ceiling fan, without stepping on a step stool.
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CASPER at least 6’7”. Its hard to get an accurate measure now bc my spine is so hunched over. And 3 years ago i was 385 lbs. I was carrying a 150lb package at work a few months ago and i was like “goddamn ove been lugging one of these around for like 4 years.”

    I’m 5’9

    I was always under the impression tall people have big dicks, is that true or just some myth?
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I cant even shower without shquatting on the shower floor. I cant even use most of the mirrors in my house standing up lol.

    However, It's really nice to be able to access all of the kitchen cabinets. Hell, You even have extra storage on top of the cabinets, that you can reach, from the floor.
  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Had to dig a huge hole, quickly.... It was bad... 8ft down 9ft by 6ft. 100 degree heat... because.....

    A beautiful horse was put to rest today... I thought he was gonna explode when he hit the bottom of the hole, he was bloated so big from the heat. The scent was harsh to say the very least.


    Now I gotta dig a retention run-off gully, then dig holes to plant some trees.... how am I feeling? Well....I'm above ground, no complaints.

    Be nice to have a gallon of water and an ice cream sammich....then... another gallon of water. I'ma sleep good tonight.
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