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do u ever almos die

  1. #1
    bling bling Dark Matter
    it happen to me alot liek i always olmost get hit by cars but dont adn i got mad nd punched my cubbard and a big fukoff microwave transformer fell off 2 but i dident even noticed it coud have hit my tow or head
  2. #2
    bling bling Dark Matter
    stuypid cars r always dum i spit at them if they vexxd me
  3. #3
    yeah like one time
  4. #4
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i almos died off my bike alout if i dident have skills
  5. #5
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i almos cushed my skate board useing it on back weel of kids bmx wen the bak tire poppd it went in the rode buyt three was no cars i wos fast to get it % danger too
  6. #6
    Never.

    I have hallucinated I was gonna die while under the thrawls of a diphenhydramine trip or the middle of zimmy meth psychosis hour funny psycho shadow people tinne.
  7. #7
    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://youtu.be/COLSzio8eKE?t=16

    is the sound ur brayn makes wen it thinks its dyin
  8. #8
    BOOM BOOM BOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  9. #9
    I can't believe Mark E Smith and the Fall teamed up with those 2 from Gorz
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    somebody put this stammering fucktard out of my misery...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling stuypid cars r always dum i spit at them if they vexxd me

    some nigger lady almost hit my truck earlier because she doesnt know how to stay on one side of the road

    why let women drive
  12. #12
    Originally posted by infinityshock somebody put this stammering fucktard out of my misery…

    Hes to edgy to die
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by paradoxspace Hes to edgy to die

    thats not edgy. thats devolution into a lower life form
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Only once when i OD'd big time.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Sophie Only once when i OD'd big time.

    What did you almost OD on? Tell the story lol
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by paradoxspace What did you almost OD on? Tell the story lol

    Oxy, i dosed up, lost consciousness and woke up in an awkward position three hours later. Hit my head pretty bad too when i went KO.
  17. #17
    Lithium Yung Blood
    Yeah usually sometimez every now and then
  18. #18
    bling bling Dark Matter
    bup
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yes I masturbated when I was 4 years old, I had such a bad sinus infection due to a speculated autoimmune disorder, my eye was falling out of my head and I was in the hospital for a month during christmas, they put me on some drugs and I had surgery, which is kind of weird now thinking about it I remember being on a gerny being rolled into some kind of big room with tanks by people that were wearing complete bio-hazard suits.

    It sucked pretty bad, but my dad made sure that I was doing well enough, he brought me toys and when he was on the phone, bozo the clown and 2 girls in bikinis came and brought me hot wheels. And my grandma even came from miles away, i guess they thought i was going to die lol

    now that I think about it that was all pretty scary.
  20. #20
    bling bling Dark Matter
    dosnt count sory
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