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2020-05-27 at 2:57 AM UTC
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2020-05-27 at 3 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I should just copy the scripts the crazy old jedi guy keeps having me print at work.
one was about like, a “woman scientist” (his words) who impregnates herself and is pregnant with a cyborg baby and the government sends agents to kill her so they can use the bab6 as a weapon.
That ome was the least ridiculous of his scripts.
The first line was “ ENTER THE SITUATION ROOM. THERE ARE MANY DATA SCREENS AS WELL AS SCIENCE EQUIPMENT. VERY BUSY MANY PEOPLE HOLDING PAPERS/ FILES. THE WOMAN SCIENTIST LOOKS ANGRY”
not fucking joking.
Sounds hilarious. But since no one lives near me I'm wondering how to get the audio to synch up with video. I'll sit on the idea for a couple days and see if anything pops up. Those scripts sound awesomely bad.
Even funnier! Stealing really shitty scripts that no body even wants so the guy feels validated. "You see?! I'm having my work stolen! The same work you passed up on! I'm telling this homogeneous baby cyborg is where it's at!" -
2020-05-27 at 3:03 AM UTCPage 62 bitches!
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2020-05-27 at 3:31 AM UTCFuck it. I just dropped $250 on an actual camera. Let's see if I win the bid I guess. Brand new they're around $600.
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2020-05-27 at 4:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I think the new bit is a fucking retard trying to pitch ideas for a TV show to a studio agent. And your natural back and forth is the whole shtick. Momdead is the agent.
Reading my commentary with that in mind makes it so much funnier. I'm legit exasperated trying to help him stop being so self destructive towards himself. If I wasn't so fucked up the asshole with stress from all ends, I'd probably appreciate how funny me and OMG are more often. Thanks for pointing it out, it legit made me lulz.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-27 at 5:01 AM UTC
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2020-05-27 at 5:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead And not to give OMG an ego stroke, but I don't see YOU creating longest threads on the internet. Fucking fight me, motherfucker.
That might be that one dude who was the managers son from that one place. You know the place. I showed him the thread and he said he'd look into it. -
2020-05-27 at 5:58 AM UTCHow much farther till it is the longest?
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2020-05-27 at 6:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Sounds hilarious. But since no one lives near me I'm wondering how to get the audio to synch up with video. I'll sit on the idea for a couple days and see if anything pops up. Those scripts sound awesomely bad.
Even funnier! Stealing really shitty scripts that no body even wants so the guy feels validated. "You see?! I'm having my work stolen! The same work you passed up on! I'm telling this homogeneous baby cyborg is where it's at!"
I'm getting an idea of how to work out the audio of me pitching the script with out cuts so it feels natural.
It's gonna take some work but I'm game. I can only get better. Or far worse right? -
2020-05-27 at 6:06 AM UTC
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2020-05-27 at 6:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Reading my commentary with that in mind makes it so much funnier. I'm legit exasperated trying to help him stop being so self destructive towards himself. If I wasn't so fucked up the asshole with stress from all ends, I'd probably appreciate how funny me and OMG are more often. Thanks for pointing it out, it legit made me lulz.
I think you were seriously pissed off so it legitimately comes off as something someone would say. Sorry you felt that way but I was laughing. And trying not to piss you off. -
2020-05-27 at 6:23 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-27 at 6:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead So you call me multiple times a night calling me a pussy for not editing your already released video? If that's you *not* trying to piss me off, God fucking damn, I'd hate to see you try.
I never called you a pussy. I'm not roaming the streets drunk to get some of that footage. Which you said, in the video *I recorded* *I got a bunch of people to leave me voice mails* and *I* cut it all up*, that it was 90% recycled Reno videos. I'm sorry man. Show me up by proving how wrong I am by getting an idea and doing it. It wasn't fun until I thought I was done.
Show me up. I think competition is great for motivational inspiration. Any one else in THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET is welcome. I'm willing to help anyway I can, I'm sure Casper is down and Poast is bored as fuck too but he sleeps till noon. -
2020-05-27 at 7:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER drink 151 in the bath in your underwear till you shit yourself. Cut to you waking up in the bath, stewing in shit. Under your breath you say GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN. You begin to sob unconteollably.
*curb your enthusiasm song*
I'm going back through this thread and that's fucking hilarious. I really don't want to shit my self and am not going to. A special mix I put in a bag where I move and it squirts out? Goddam it. This thread is a fucking gold mine. -
2020-05-28 at 2:27 AM UTClove this thread i would read it again
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2020-05-28 at 3:31 AM UTCOP, if you print out a shitload of these, mail them to me and pay for postage, I promise to spend a couple days stapling them to random telephone poles around Orange County and take pictures.
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2020-05-28 at 3:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin OP, if you print out a shitload of these, mail them to me and pay for postage, I promise to spend a couple days stapling them to random telephone poles around Orange County and take pictures.
I doubt it. I had someone shit all over my original idea so I'm not even excited about that angle anymore.
If you want, get some paper and make missing posters where you just draw a cat with a sharpie and on the top is, "MISSING". I'll take all the footage I can get. -
2020-05-28 at 3:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I doubt it. I had someone shit all over my original idea so I'm not even excited about that angle anymore.
If you want, get some paper and make missing posters where you just draw a cat with a sharpie and on the top is, "MISSING". I'll take all the footage I can get.
Aw I was looking forward to the journey. I was coming up with interactive ideas and everything. Your idea will take a lot more work. I'll think about it. -
2020-05-28 at 4:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Headspin Aw I was looking forward to the journey. I was coming up with interactive ideas and everything. Your idea will take a lot more work. I'll think about it.
I'm definitely up for ideas. Need torework my original video still. Give me any ideas you have or any footage you want to take. -
2020-05-28 at 4:02 AM UTCIt would be funny to have a shitty missing cat drawing but there's nothing on the paper of how to get hold of the owner.
That's pretty stupid.
