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2020-05-25 at 6:51 AM UTCIm down to do more stuff. Its a minor miracle anyone from a site called NiggasInSpace did anything at all lol.
I was of the opinion it should be played straight, n if cats were gonna be mentioned, it should be a subtle nod mentioned a couple times and have like....a table of ripped down lost animal wanted posters to have the audience wonder what the fuck. To be fair, i did pitch that one of the gfs voicemails should mention hes into furry porn to plant the seed that maybe hes raping the cats to death, but he talked me down. wouldnt have been “playing it straight” with insinuated bestiality i dont think.
But yeah...its gonna be kind if hard to think of one-man-show type stuff, but if we took a few weeks on something we could probably make something pretty polished. Ill be thinking of stuff. Too bad everyone isnt local-ish. Footage is generally gonna be sketch when you have a bunch of old people n dog walkers half heartedly filming you.
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2020-05-25 at 5:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Im down to do more stuff. Its a minor miracle anyone from a site called NiggasInSpace did anything at all lol.
I was of the opinion it should be played straight, n if cats were gonna be mentioned, it should be a subtle nod mentioned a couple times
I was pushing for that, too. Getting too blatant with it takes away from all the rest of what's going on and just seems like grasping at the easiest joke to make. Sometimes, keeping it vague has a quality in itself.
At the very least, if you're going to reveal that it's all apparently some sort of cat stealing ring, add that as an epilogue so it doesn't steal the thunder from other jokes, and doesn't destroy any sympathy we have for the character OMG portrayed. A final shot panning out looking like he OD'd on his living room floor and then a cut to black with the cat thief call would have been a better sell.
and have like….a table of ripped down lost animal wanted posters to have the audience wonder what the fuck.
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2020-05-25 at 7:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead It's not my job to motivate you to try a little harder. I had a lot of respect for your ambition with this project, and thought you were going to push yourself here. But instead, you settled for a disjointed mess and built a narrative that boiled down to cat-trafficing which I said was weak from the start. You asked me for criticism and advice for days, when you showed me your cut and I gave you solid advice to build a stronger narrative with a better build-up to "the reveal" that I already voiced was low hanging fruit, you brushed me off and released it everywhere anyways.
I spent 8 hours getting my computer set up for audio and video editing and then hunting down all the the downloadable scraps you and poast sent me through Facebook, phone texts and YouTube videos because I had high suspicions you weren't going to have the work ethic to fulfill any real editing job. I had to work with absolute garbage, because you never authorized me to view any of the files you sent me over Google drive, and were passed out drunk when I had time to work on this and found out. I showed up late to work because I spent time I should have been sleeping working on your project.
I created my own footage to supplement yours, because I had an incoherent mess of low quality YouTube rips, text message downloads and Facebook uploads. You told me you'd be out of town and there was no rush to do work on my end, so I took that as an opportunity to *not* expedite giving you a demo of what you *could* be pulling off.
The very next day, I'm sleep deprived, grumpy and worn out from working on your shit in an effort to get you to keep pushing yourself, and you send me your cut. It's disjointed, it's absolutely rare as shit that the clips reflect anything to do with the audio, 90% of the footage is just reused from other videos you half assed, you include "the reveal" that the character you're portraying is just a cat-smuggler and answer ALL the mysteries of story halfway through–before the questions are even raised. Casper's final "meltdown landlord" call falls flat as shit, because the audience already knows the answers to everything he's mentioning.
And Casper was your fucking leading man here, selling it fucking fantastic, but for some reason you decided to interrupt his progressive descent into madness with some dude's rant talking about undressing people with your eyes? You definitely rounded up a great group of hilarious people to provide you with some hilarious audio, but instead of giving them the justice of a coherent narrative and footage fitting the slow boil of madness, you just slammed it all together and rode the coat tails of their talent.
Then, you ask me for critical advice on how to make it better, disregard me, release it, and when it doesn't catch as much attention as you anticipated, you keep fucking calling me for advice and trying to guilt me into doing the editing work FOR YOU ON AN ALREADY RELEASED PROJECT. I have tried telling you this TWO fucking times tonight. You keep baiting me to do the work you should have done to begin with.
What is the fucking point here? It's out. I hope you're happy with what you made. I *really* don't want to have to shit on you. This was the coolest thing you've done in years, and I hope you keep at it because you'll probably get better. You're willingness to embarass yourself is a real strength here, and it's obvious you have some solid people backing you up. Get it, son.
But seriously, fuck you for trying to bully me into doing the work you signed up for. Learn to rely on your own skills, and if you don't have them, build them up. You could have done better, I'd have helped you refine it, but it's out in the wild now. Nobody wants to see a rehash. You come at me with another good idea, and I might work up the motivation to dive in again.
I appreciate the criticism from *edited* and Poast but why are *edited* so angry? I did something. I don't understand the hatred. I like *edited* thoughts on it and I'll probably mix it up while taking some new footage. I don't care if only I see it. It's not a problem. Just more work.
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2020-05-25 at 7:32 PM UTCyou sound psychotic. I'm convinced everybody involved in this is the same person.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-26 at 6:57 PM UTCYesterday I went by the house where I had those, (probably), underage girls passed out in their yard. The mom was raking and I wanted to try to explain how I get how weird of a request it was. "Yeah. It was weird." So I asked if she wanted to look up the video to show I did have a plan. "No. I'm good."
I just responded, "I was trying to make it less weird and awkward but now it's even more weird." "I think you should leave." "No problem. I'm sorry."
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2020-05-26 at 7:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Yesterday I went by the house where I had those, (probably), underage girls passed out in their yard. The mom was raking and I wanted to try to explain how I get how weird of a request it was. "Yeah. It was weird." So I asked if she wanted to look up the video to show I did have a plan. "No. I'm good."
I just responded, "I was trying to make it less weird and awkward but now it's even more weird." "I think you should leave." "No problem. I'm sorry."
I think I'm done with street footage. Unless I get the right idea.
They're bitches but in their defense you look like a drunk rapey uncle.
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2020-05-26 at 7:28 PM UTC
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2020-05-26 at 10:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Yesterday I went by the house where I had those, (probably), underage girls passed out in their yard.
What in your god damn mind was going on to convince you that talking to that woman and trying to convince her to watch your "not creepy" video was a good idea? You've said multiple times you're pretty sure she called the cops the first time, and watching the uncut footage, I'm pretty sure you're right.
If she HAD watched your "not creepy" video, do you think seeing you glaring at a camera while fully clothed and soaking wet in the shower is a good way to convince her you're not creepy? That video is like staring into the mind of a mental disorder. It's not even artistically disturbing, it's just straight mashed together like a psych ward patient's crayon drawings. If she had humored you and watched some of it, I can only imagine the creeping horror overcoming her as what little faith she had that you weren't a threat is shattered, all the while you're standing there proud and oblivious as fuck talking your incoherent and overconfident excited drunk ramblings over the clip so she can't even hear the comedy in the phone calls-just fragmented tones of people directing hatred at you. It sounds like you're actually LUCKY she wanted nothing to do with you. I've known you for like 2 decades, and even knowing the whole story, I think you're fucking creepy. I can't even imagine how you thought talking to her could have panned out in anything but raising her alarms further.
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2020-05-26 at 10:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead What in your god damn mind was going on to convince you that talking to that woman and trying to convince her to watch your "not creepy" video was a good idea? You've said multiple times you're pretty sure she called the cops the first time, and watching the uncut footage, I'm pretty sure you're right.
If she HAD watched your "not creepy" video, do you think seeing you glaring at a camera while fully clothed and soaking wet in the shower is a good way to convince her you're not creepy? That video is like staring into the mind of a mental disorder. It's not even artistically disturbing, it's just straight mashed together like a psych ward patient's crayon drawings. If she had humored you and watched some of it, I can only imagine the creeping horror overcoming her as what little faith she had that you weren't a threat is shattered, all the while you're standing there proud and oblivious as fuck talking your incoherent and overconfident excited drunk ramblings over the clip so she can't even hear the comedy in the phone calls-just fragmented tones of people directing hatred at you. It sounds like you're actually LUCKY she wanted nothing to do with you. I've known you for like 2 decades, and even knowing the whole story, I think you're fucking creepy. I can't even imagine how you thought talking to her could have panned out in anything but raising her alarms further.
I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not. What the hell, dude?
That's hilarious. Can I quote that to save for later? You're not wrong. I'm just stupid. I've never acknowledged I wasn't a fucking driveling retard. If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but *edited*, why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit. I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and sucked a dick under a bridge. And had his boyfriend in the trunk, and he was sucking off some kid. And in the car they found a post, but they didn't say who it was to. Come to think about, his name was, it was *edited*(Just a joke buddy. I'm really not trying to piss you off)
For everyone else I'm getting a set up in my room. Right now it only has a chair and desk in it. If I can make it look professional by putting a large print behind it I'm up for ideas. I'm thinking of putting an american flag in front of the desk, and something that covers the wall behind me.
Still hitting people up for good camera options. I actually have a deep bench of people helping give advice but the ideas aspect is the hardest one. -
2020-05-26 at 11 PM UTCAnd I was sober for all the street footage. I don't leave the house when I drink. I just watch movies or something and mess around on the computer.
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2020-05-27 at 12:42 AM UTCBack to fucking with Reno. I put him on blast on facebook:
Reno Johnson is running around with other guys now so I'm done. He hasn't stopped by to pick up his crap. It's mostly garbage but I can donate some of it.
More than I can say about Renos morals.
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2020-05-27 at 1:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead What in your god damn mind was going on to convince you that talking to that woman and trying to convince her to watch your "not creepy" video was a good idea? You've said multiple times you're pretty sure she called the cops the first time, and watching the uncut footage, I'm pretty sure you're right.
If she HAD watched your "not creepy" video, do you think seeing you glaring at a camera while fully clothed and soaking wet in the shower is a good way to convince her you're not creepy? That video is like staring into the mind of a mental disorder. It's not even artistically disturbing, it's just straight mashed together like a psych ward patient's crayon drawings. If she had humored you and watched some of it, I can only imagine the creeping horror overcoming her as what little faith she had that you weren't a threat is shattered, all the while you're standing there proud and oblivious as fuck talking your incoherent and overconfident excited drunk ramblings over the clip so she can't even hear the comedy in the phone calls-just fragmented tones of people directing hatred at you. It sounds like you're actually LUCKY she wanted nothing to do with you. I've known you for like 2 decades, and even knowing the whole story, I think you're fucking creepy. I can't even imagine how you thought talking to her could have panned out in anything but raising her alarms further.
I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not. What the hell, dude?
I think the new bit is a fucking retard trying to pitch ideas for a TV show to a studio agent. And your natural back and forth is the whole shtick. Momdead is the agent.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-27 at 2:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I think the new bit is a fucking retard trying to pitch ideas for a TV show to a studio agent. And your natural back and forth is the whole shtick. Momdead is the agent.
That could be funny. I'll think about it for a couple days. Like what retarded idea do I have for a show and just getting shut down. Maybe it builds stupider and stupider until I say something that's an awesome shamalonga Dingdong twist and the agent pauses, "That's perfect. Can you be here tomorrow around 5? I know you live in Atlanta but I'm sending you a ticket right now. One question, do you like steak? LINDA!! I need you in my office now!"
If you want to write anything I'll check it out. It need a lot of work but I am building a studio in my spare room. Maybe I get an old landline conference phone and it's just me pitching the idea and putting other audio over it?
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2020-05-27 at 2:49 AM UTCI should just copy the scripts the crazy old jedi guy keeps having me print at work.
one was about like, a “woman scientist” (his words) who impregnates herself and is pregnant with a cyborg baby and the government sends agents to kill her so they can use the bab6 as a weapon.
That ome was the least ridiculous of his scripts.
The first line was “ ENTER THE SITUATION ROOM. THERE ARE MANY DATA SCREENS AS WELL AS SCIENCE EQUIPMENT. VERY BUSY MANY PEOPLE HOLDING PAPERS/ FILES. THE WOMAN SCIENTIST LOOKS ANGRY”
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2020-05-27 at 2:50 AM UTCpity bump for a shit thread by shitheads
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2020-05-27 at 2:54 AM UTCu couldve been a star, kyle
