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So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?

  1. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I've worked with dogs and have been trained in training dogs. Pitbulls are not the ones you need to worry about. I have met dozens if not hundreds of them. They are crazy playful but it is different from the crazy snappiness of a shepard, for example. I would be more cautious getting a shepard than a pit. Pits just have a strong bite so they tend to do more damage, but like I said, loving as hell. They aren't high strung like shepards or small dogs, which is really the biggest risk in determining if a dog is going to bite you.

    Shepards are not 'dangerous at a constant level' good god you retard. They're just anxious. Like, all of them honestly. It's pretty sad. Honestly haven't met enough huskies to make a comparison on violence but most I've known have been very chill, and not anxious at all. They tend to only like 'their' human though. Hounds are similar.

    Labs seem friendly but they're not necessarily. their immediate lineage is different from the golden retriever. they will absolutely bite you. If you want a kid friendly dog, get a golden. Seriously they're fucking amazing personality wise. Friendliest, safest dogs in existence. Don't expect them to protect you if your house gets robbed.

    Pommeranians are like many other small dogs, they have a big attitude. They're also dumb and crazy like corgis who IIRC they are related to.

    Trust me I've seen a lot more dogs than you ever have. My dog literally rings a bell to go out and I can leave food on the damn floor and he won't touch it. I'm really good with dogs.

    It's kind of interesting you can't even have a conversation without calling people "retard".
  2. Originally posted by Cathay Coof It's kind of interesting you can't even have a conversation without calling people "retard".

    I only use that word when I'm speaking to a retard, retard.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    burn her
  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof It's kind of interesting you can't even have a conversation without calling people "retard".

    democrats man. §m£ÂgØL and technologist are basically children that can't hold their own. thats why he does the pickard face palm when he has nothing to say or tittless says "ok" when they need to wave their give up flag.
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  5. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby democrats man. §m£ÂgØL and technologist are basically children that can't hold their own. thats why he does the pickard face palm when he has nothing to say or tittless says "ok" when they need to wave their give up flag.

    Bro you look like a human testicle on chopsticks walking around
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  6. like stretched over the chopsticks?

    yeah i can see that
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace like stretched over the chopsticks?

    yeah i can see that

    C'mon. It's more like two testicles dangling from two chopsticks. Give the guy some credit.
  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    No, like his head is a hairy nut with two chopstick legs stickin out of it. Goddammit guys come on.
  9. Gadzooks what the fuck? Update us you piece of shit.
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    did you poon her
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he's either

    A) happily married
    B) in pieces in a dog's stomach
  12. What if she got pissed off and told him to die and he did it so he could cum
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i'm sure he got his quartz
  14. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    I don't really like being told what to do.

    What do I do?

    You LOVE THIS.
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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by STER0S for fucks sake just call her.

    pm her phone and i'll do it for my own self pleasure…. ill also record it and upload here for ya'll

    Why would he call her when he just said hes at her place you mong
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Have u touched boob yet or are u even cuddling or whats going on bro?
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    kr0z would do a rape on her
  18. Originally posted by CASPER Have u touched boob yet or are u even cuddling or whats going on bro?

    I'm pretty sure he's tied up to the radiator with a limp, raw dick; and doing everything he's told to like a good boy
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i bet hes not hes probaboy at the cafe eating a pork burito
  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls kr0z would do a rape on her

    There would be no rape, but there would definitely be some greasy pig fucking, you fucking retard.
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