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I tried to talk a kid out of doing heroin the other night

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So I'm drinking in the parking lot (it's where all the cool kids in town go to get their drink on).

    This one guy pulls out a piece of tin foil.

    SIDENOTE: I used to be a heroin addict, so obviously I immediately associate foil with heroin use. Especially if you're pulling that shit out in a fucking parking lot. I know you're not about to unwrap a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Well, I start telling the less opiate-experienced one that he's in for a wild fucking ride if he hits that shit.

    The other kid starts dropping rationalizations (and I recognize every single one of them from having dropped them all myself back in my time).

    Then the one more experienced kid, of course, asks me what I even know about all this shit.

    Then I ask him why he isn't shooting it.

    I straight up called them both pussies for smoking their shit when they could be getting 100% return on their investment by mainlining it.

    I could tell that the one kid was more receptive to my shit. The other one, he's gone/done. He will be using the needle in a year or two. That's an established fact.

    Now I'm worried about the other kid though. Actually, both of them. They were like 20 years old and throwing their lives away.
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    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    *nine inch nails - hurt starts to playing quietly in the background*
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    You should have yoinked all their shit and be like ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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    you want to fuck them both in the asss dont you.

    faggot.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you want to fuck them both in the asss dont you.

    faggot.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/54385
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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by gadzooks So I'm drinking in the parking lot (it's where all the cool kids in town go to get their drink on).

    This one guy pulls out a piece of tin foil.

    SIDENOTE: I used to be a heroin addict, so obviously I immediately associate foil with heroin use. Especially if you're pulling that shit out in a fucking parking lot. I know you're not about to unwrap a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Well, I start telling the less opiate-experienced one that he's in for a wild fucking ride if he hits that shit.

    The other kid starts dropping rationalizations (and I recognize every single one of them from having dropped them all myself back in my time).

    Then the one more experienced kid, of course, asks me what I even know about all this shit.

    Then I ask him why he isn't shooting it.

    I straight up called them both pussies for smoking their shit when they could be getting 100% return on their investment by mainlining it.

    I could tell that the one kid was more receptive to my shit. The other one, he's gone/done. He will be using the needle in a year or two. That's an established fact.

    Now I'm worried about the other kid though. Actually, both of them. They were like 20 years old and throwing their lives away.

    should have let them OD then youd have two fresh, compliant pieces of meat for the plundering.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks So I'm drinking in the parking lot (it's where all the cool kids in town go to get their drink on).

    This one guy pulls out a piece of tin foil.

    SIDENOTE: I used to be a heroin addict, so obviously I immediately associate foil with heroin use. Especially if you're pulling that shit out in a fucking parking lot. I know you're not about to unwrap a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Well, I start telling the less opiate-experienced one that he's in for a wild fucking ride if he hits that shit.

    The other kid starts dropping rationalizations (and I recognize every single one of them from having dropped them all myself back in my time).

    Then the one more experienced kid, of course, asks me what I even know about all this shit.

    Then I ask him why he isn't shooting it.

    I straight up called them both pussies for smoking their shit when they could be getting 100% return on their investment by mainlining it.

    I could tell that the one kid was more receptive to my shit. The other one, he's gone/done. He will be using the needle in a year or two. That's an established fact.

    Now I'm worried about the other kid though. Actually, both of them. They were like 20 years old and throwing their lives away.

    You just witnessed the 1st step of a downward spiral.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    This got me thinking, I can actually remember the first time of every drug I have ever took
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    I only snort and smoke heroin that's why i've never really had a problem with it also it's expensive as fuck on the darknet like $200 a gram but you get what you pay for it's not black tar cut with shoe polish.

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Why not just go Kabul and shove an oz up your arse wrapped.

    (Post Pandemic scenario)
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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian Why not just go Kabul and shove an oz up your arse wrapped.

    (Post Pandemic scenario)

    i have some pounding for your ass.

    i mean, i have a few pounds of something for you to shove up your ass.
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    wouldn't it be better just to swallow it and poop it out later
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    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wouldn't it be better just to swallow it and poop it out later

    thats how heterosexuals think.

    faggots only have one thought on their mind: what they can cram into their assorted crevices.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ernst Kaltenbrunner thats how heterosexuals think.

    faggots only have one thought on their mind: what they can cram into their assorted crevices.


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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    shoot up, karen
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I only snort and smoke heroin that's why i've never really had a problem with it also it's expensive as fuck on the darknet like $200 a gram but you get what you pay for it's not black tar cut with shoe polish.


    looks more like $40 for a gram.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks So I'm drinking in the parking lot (it's where all the cool kids in town go to get their drink on).

    This one guy pulls out a piece of tin foil.

    SIDENOTE: I used to be a heroin addict, so obviously I immediately associate foil with heroin use. Especially if you're pulling that shit out in a fucking parking lot. I know you're not about to unwrap a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Well, I start telling the less opiate-experienced one that he's in for a wild fucking ride if he hits that shit.

    The other kid starts dropping rationalizations (and I recognize every single one of them from having dropped them all myself back in my time).

    Then the one more experienced kid, of course, asks me what I even know about all this shit.

    Then I ask him why he isn't shooting it.

    I straight up called them both pussies for smoking their shit when they could be getting 100% return on their investment by mainlining it.

    I could tell that the one kid was more receptive to my shit. The other one, he's gone/done. He will be using the needle in a year or two. That's an established fact.

    Now I'm worried about the other kid though. Actually, both of them. They were like 20 years old and throwing their lives away.

    I've met kids like that and it honestly hurts so much. You see that they're going to fuck up their shit.

    My friend's brother is like that but he's finally getting it together and is in rehab.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung looks more like $40 for a gram.

    that symbol is BTC not dollars

    no idea what the average exchange rate was back when SR was still up
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    Originally posted by aldra that symbol is BTC not dollars

    no idea what the average exchange rate was back when SR was still up

    Good god.

    I'd be pissed if I spent 20BTC on anything right now. What is that atm, like 18-19k maybe?
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