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So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?
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2020-05-20 at 7:46 PM UTCThat dog is adorable. I told you they were sweeties.
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2020-05-20 at 8:10 PM UTC
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2020-05-20 at 8:42 PM UTCI guess we tell him what to do?
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2020-05-20 at 8:58 PM UTCHey gadzooks if I was still in the states or if you came to Warsaw Poland would you get fucked up with me? Like straight fucked up drunk on all sorts of booze form vodkas to beers?
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2020-05-20 at 9:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Ok omg this stray cat wandered into the house and shit on her fancy rug and then she started barking orders at me to clean it.
But here's where it gets super weird, she accused me of getting aroused by being told what to do.
This is actually really fucked up how does she know that shit turns me on.
She told me that she can tell it's my fetish and that my nipples are hard.
Is she reading NiS?
Tell its only your fetish if youre getting edged at the same time -
2020-05-20 at 9:16 PM UTCDude that dog is a lil nugget i wanna wrassle with him
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2020-05-20 at 9:26 PM UTCPitbulls aren't that even vicious, just unpredictable - they sometimes rip children's faces off for no reason whatsoever. You're probably OK.
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2020-05-20 at 9:28 PM UTCIm probably more comfortable because i am an beta and i am tall so a dog would have to jump high and get hrough 2 inches of adipose tissue to reach my jugular.
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2020-05-20 at 9:44 PM UTC
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2020-05-20 at 9:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No they aren't. And they don't.
Dogs only attack people who deserve it.
Oh.
And do they only attack other dogs and animals that deserve it too?
I have a whole bunch of liveleak videos of pitbulls attacking children ready to post, but I want to see your answer first. -
2020-05-20 at 9:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Cathay Coof Oh.
And do they only attack other dogs and animals that deserve it too?
I have a whole bunch of liveleak videos of pitbulls attacking children ready to post, but I want to see your answer first.
Yep. They always deserve it, like I said. Post your videos. I'll point out where you're wrong -
2020-05-20 at 9:49 PM UTC
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2020-05-21 at 12:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cathay Coof I googled, but couldn't find anything. Turns out that all the rumors about pitbulls were labrador-supremacist propaganda.
Told you. Pits are one of the most friendly and loving breeds imo.
German Shepards are another 'aggressive' breed but they're really high strung and anxious and you have to know what you're doing to own one.
Small dogs I think are the most bitey. Dachshunds and Chihuahuas in particular can have horrible attitudes.
Golden Retrievers are best. I have never met one which was 'bad'. Crazy, yes. But not a bad dog.
Also hounds are annoying and stupid as fuck. I hate hounds. -
2020-05-21 at 12:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Told you. Pits are one of the most friendly and loving breeds imo.
German Shepards are another 'aggressive' breed but they're really high strung and anxious and you have to know what you're doing to own one.
Small dogs I think are the most bitey. Dachshunds and Chihuahuas in particular can have horrible attitudes.
Golden Retrievers are best. I have never met one which was 'bad'. Crazy, yes. But not a bad dog.
Also hounds are annoying and stupid as fuck. I hate hounds.
Insightful post there §m£ÂgØL.
The other day I was pulling my Pomeranian off the toddler she was mauling, and I had similar thoughts.
Why are people so breedist?
Pure ignorance and hate I concluded. -
2020-05-21 at 12:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cathay Coof Insightful post there §m£ÂgØL.
The other day I was pulling my Pomeranian off the toddler she was mauling, and I had similar thoughts.
Why are people so breedist?
Pure ignorance and hate I concluded.
It's a cute equation you're trying to make, but not a very good troll. Keep trying kiddo -
2020-05-21 at 12:41 AM UTCPit bulls are warm and friendly, until they suddenly for no good reason aren't, when they turn psycho. A search for liveleak should inform you of that.
German Shepherds are high strung and good security animals. They are dangerous at a constant low level. For instance I had to pull mine off a smaller dog once, the smaller dog was having puppies, and she didn't like that - really tore her throat. I wrapped her throat and she recovered, but it taught me a lesson. Huskies are similar.
Labradors seem good. I'd trust them most around children.
Small dogs can be bitey, but they are too small to be dangerous to life.
Pomeranians aren't bitey, but they have an fearless attitude when confronting bigger dogs that gets them in trouble a lot. -
2020-05-21 at 1:33 AM UTCHow does a ball gag in your mouth and a strap-on up your ass feel? (To get back on topic.)
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2020-05-21 at 1:34 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-21 at 4:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cathay Coof Pit bulls are warm and friendly, until they suddenly for no good reason aren't, when they turn psycho. A search for liveleak should inform you of that.
German Shepherds are high strung and good security animals. They are dangerous at a constant low level. For instance I had to pull mine off a smaller dog once, the smaller dog was having puppies, and she didn't like that - really tore her throat. I wrapped her throat and she recovered, but it taught me a lesson. Huskies are similar.
Labradors seem good. I'd trust them most around children.
Small dogs can be bitey, but they are too small to be dangerous to life.
Pomeranians aren't bitey, but they have an fearless attitude when confronting bigger dogs that gets them in trouble a lot.
I've worked with dogs and have been trained in training dogs. Pitbulls are not the ones you need to worry about. I have met dozens if not hundreds of them. They are crazy playful but it is different from the crazy snappiness of a shepard, for example. I would be more cautious getting a shepard than a pit. Pits just have a strong bite so they tend to do more damage, but like I said, loving as hell. They aren't high strung like shepards or small dogs, which is really the biggest risk in determining if a dog is going to bite you.
Shepards are not 'dangerous at a constant level' good god you retard. They're just anxious. Like, all of them honestly. It's pretty sad. Honestly haven't met enough huskies to make a comparison on violence but most I've known have been very chill, and not anxious at all. They tend to only like 'their' human though. Hounds are similar.
Labs seem friendly but they're not necessarily. their immediate lineage is different from the golden retriever. they will absolutely bite you. If you want a kid friendly dog, get a golden. Seriously they're fucking amazing personality wise. Friendliest, safest dogs in existence. Don't expect them to protect you if your house gets robbed.
Pommeranians are like many other small dogs, they have a big attitude. They're also dumb and crazy like corgis who IIRC they are related to.
Trust me I've seen a lot more dogs than you ever have. My dog literally rings a bell to go out and I can leave food on the damn floor and he won't touch it. I'm really good with dogs. -
2020-05-21 at 5:08 AM UTC
