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So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?

  1. 2020-05-20 at 1:12 PM UTC
    #61
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung The vast majority of pits I've interacted with have been very friendly.

    They're kinda crazy around other dogs. Not necessarily in a bad way just insanely playful.
  2. 2020-05-20 at 2:19 PM UTC
    #62
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They're kinda crazy around other dogs. Not necessarily in a bad way just insanely playful.

    exactly. It sucks that they get such a bad rap.
  3. 2020-05-20 at 3:01 PM UTC
    #63
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They're kinda crazy around other dogs. Not necessarily in a bad way just insanely playful.

    Like Sharks.
  4. 2020-05-20 at 5:18 PM UTC
    #64
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This morning she has this friend over smoking heroin and then she (the friend) was talking about her on again off again boyfriend and about how she needs to expand her options.

    Was she referring to me?

    She was kinda cute for a heroin addict actually and had a nice little white skirt.
  5. 2020-05-20 at 5:20 PM UTC
    #65
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks This morning she has this friend over smoking heroin and then she (the friend) was talking about her on again off again boyfriend and about how she needs to expand her options.

    Was she referring to me?

    She was kinda cute for a heroin addict actually and had a nice little white skirt.

    Probably, you should have responded with something like "Let me know if you need any help with that".
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  6. 2020-05-20 at 5:21 PM UTC
    #66
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably, you should have responded with something like "Let me know if you need any help with that".

    I so fucking should have...

    Like 50 different lines started popping into my mind but I was too much of a pussy to utter a single one.
  7. 2020-05-20 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #67
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by gadzooks She's a bit old for you.




    Not for me. Give me her number.
  8. 2020-05-20 at 5:39 PM UTC
    #68
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You brought drugs over, didnt you?
  9. 2020-05-20 at 5:40 PM UTC
    #69
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER You brought drugs over, didnt you?

    Just liquor.

    I'm an alcoholic but that's extent of my debauchery.
  10. 2020-05-20 at 5:42 PM UTC
    #70
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok omg this stray cat wandered into the house and shit on her fancy rug and then she started barking orders at me to clean it.

    But here's where it gets super weird, she accused me of getting aroused by being told what to do.

    This is actually really fucked up how does she know that shit turns me on.

    She told me that she can tell it's my fetish and that my nipples are hard.

    Is she reading NiS?
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  11. 2020-05-20 at 5:43 PM UTC
    #71
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Reply with "how about I call you a whore. Slut"
  12. 2020-05-20 at 5:45 PM UTC
    #72
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "So this chick is telling me to call her… like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit"

    I'm familiar with that.




    Mummy doesn't count.
  13. 2020-05-20 at 5:49 PM UTC
    #73
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok omg this stray cat wandered into the house and shit on her fancy rug and then she started barking orders at me to clean it.

    But here's where it gets super weird, she accused me of getting aroused by being told what to do.

    This is actually really fucked up how does she know that shit turns me on.

    She told me that she can tell it's my fetish and that my nipples are hard.

    Is she reading NiS?



    You should have had both her and her friend by now.

    smdh
  14. 2020-05-20 at 6:08 PM UTC
    #74
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Mummy doesn't count.

    Yours does.
  15. 2020-05-20 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #75
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The only thing she is counting is the six feet she's down.
  16. 2020-05-20 at 6:17 PM UTC
    #76
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 The only thing she is counting is the six feet she's down.

    Probably to get away from you.
  17. 2020-05-20 at 6:20 PM UTC
    #77
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok omg this stray cat wandered into the house and shit on her fancy rug and then she started barking orders at me to clean it.

    But here's where it gets super weird, she accused me of getting aroused by being told what to do.

    This is actually really fucked up how does she know that shit turns me on.

    She told me that she can tell it's my fetish and that my nipples are hard.

    Is she reading NiS?

    Star trek would clean it up wouldnt you soi boi?
  18. 2020-05-20 at 6:24 PM UTC
    #78
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok omg this stray cat wandered into the house and shit on her fancy rug and then she started barking orders at me to clean it.

    But here's where it gets super weird, she accused me of getting aroused by being told what to do.

    This is actually really fucked up how does she know that shit turns me on.

    She told me that she can tell it's my fetish and that my nipples are hard.

    Is she reading NiS?

    Ask her what else she wants you to do. Do everything she asks. Become a fuck slave.
  19. 2020-05-20 at 7:07 PM UTC
    #79
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is the Pitbull...



    Motherfucker is gonna kill me I just know it.
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  20. 2020-05-20 at 7:37 PM UTC
    #80
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You have to out dog them
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