So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?

1. 2020-05-20 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Wariat does she like to do stuff with ass? like either anal sex or rimming?

   
   Tbh I wouldn't be into her if she did.
2. 2020-05-20 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #22
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks

   
   is she 3 month pregnant ?
   
   did she ever gave birth ?
3. 2020-05-20 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #23
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   that sucks. Sex to me is boring without that stuff and I hardly feel my dick anyway due to the overmasturbation I suffer from.
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4. 2020-05-20 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did she ever gave birth ?

   
   She's got like three kids.
5. 2020-05-20 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks She's got like three kids.

   
   emmmm.
   
   i hope you also like kids.
6. 2020-05-20 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #26
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat I hardly feel my dick anyway due to the overmasturbation I suffer from.

   
   Wow I could've gone my entire fucking life without reading. Please delete? Thanks.
7. 2020-05-20 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Wariat that sucks. Sex to me is boring without that stuff and I hardly feel my dick anyway due to the overmasturbation I suffer from.

   
   the sheeny curse
8. 2020-05-20 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   At her house right now tbh.
9. 2020-05-20 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by gadzooks

   
   Rape her
10. 2020-05-20 at 5:38 AM UTC

    #30
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Did you go over and find out your gonna be a dad yet?
11. 2020-05-20 at 5:45 AM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    quite fuckable
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    • gadzooks
12. 2020-05-20 at 6:30 AM UTC

    #32
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    How do I get her to sit down on my dick?
    
    We're listening to D12 and I want her on my dick tbh you guys.
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13. 2020-05-20 at 6:32 AM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So what's the difference between us, we can start at the penis.
14. 2020-05-20 at 6:36 AM UTC

    #34
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Tell her you're a gynecologist and are looking for more hours to fill on your practice sheet.
15. 2020-05-20 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #35
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat kinda fat.

    
    not in the slightest. Nice pull, Zookers.👍
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    • aldra
16. 2020-05-20 at 6:50 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by gadzooks So what's the difference between us, we can start at the penis.

    
    ask her if you can give her a tip
    
    if she says yes it's not rape
17. 2020-05-20 at 6:56 AM UTC

    #37
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Similarly you can ask her if she doesnt not want to not have sex.
    
    When she answers "no" you can shove it. Or don't. I'm not sure. Just shove it in regardless of what she says.
    
    Or actually dont just go home and masturbate
18. 2020-05-20 at 6:56 AM UTC

    #38
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Wariat that sucks. Sex to me is boring without that stuff and I hardly feel my dick anyway due to the overmasturbation I suffer from.

    
    translation: dick is too small and thin to hit either the North, South, East, or Westdwardly pussy walls, and even 12 year old butthole is a crapshoot at being too comparatively cavernous.
19. 2020-05-20 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #39
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Just go over there you big faggot. Only thing that weirds me out is her pointy shoulder, and i wish her legs were thiccer.
20. 2020-05-20 at 7:07 AM UTC

    #40
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I should be fucking her but I might actually be autistic wtf am I doing.