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  1. #41
    *slowly revs up his john deere tractor*
  2. #42
    Technologist victim of incest
    I Live
    You are making me lol quite a few times tonight.😂😂😂😂
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  3. #43
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    ... well, you need a blow torch in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other, a propeller cap that spins badly, and an off-pink rotary phone on your lap, with the really long cord trailing behind you... and... you go on a quest for yellow shower stalls and ceiling fans that are spinning out of balance.

    It's at least what i do. you might wanna change stuff around to your efficient riding capabilities. I keep falling.
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  4. #44
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty … well, you need a blow torch in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other, a propeller cap that spins badly, and an off-pink rotary phone on your lap, with the really long cord trailing behind you… and… you go on a quest for yellow shower stalls and ceiling fans that are spinning out of balance.

    It's at least what i do. you might wanna change stuff around to your efficient riding capabilities. I keep falling.

    Damn she's a freak in the sheets and a lady on the streets
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  5. #45
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    actually, I look like a hideous, 6ft, long blond haired, rather musclebound Ugly disgusting nasty looking Thor, If I had to make an accurate description. Tech, Daddyissues, Netflicks, Stopffs, and Triple threat, have actually seen pics of me.
  6. #46
    A total muscle jock, eee EEE
  7. #47
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Not jock in 45 years, but need the muscles to stay alive where I travel. totally not for looks, but for survival unfortunately. I'm pretty scarred up and nasty looking.
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  8. #48
    Yes I will be the judge of this. maybe I like leather bags the name is Brooks I'll do the job
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Not jock in 45 years, but need the muscles to stay alive where I travel. totally not for looks, but for survival unfortunately. I'm pretty scarred up and nasty looking.

    Sounds sexy. Pm me pictures for sweet compliments
  10. #50
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Y'all are hilarious and smart. *raises glass*

    Have a great night.
  11. #51
    At least send me some belly button pictures come on now
  12. #52
    *F K F, out*
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Y'all are hilarious and smart. *raises glass*

    Have a great night.

    How about you raise that ass
  14. #54
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty actually, I look like a hideous, 6ft, long blond haired, rather musclebound Ugly disgusting nasty looking Thor, If I had to make an accurate description. Tech, Daddyissues, Netflicks, Stopffs, and Triple threat, have actually seen pics of me.



    not just photos- & in person, too.
  15. #55
    Ernst Kaltenbrunner Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I'm too hideous, ancient, and stupid to flirt. I think it's something birds do though. not sure… I hope all is well.

    sounds like my perfect date.

    are you a cobweb-crotch or dust-bunny pussy
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