2020-05-13 at 4:13 AM UTC
*slowly revs up his john deere tractor*
2020-05-13 at 4:15 AM UTC
I Live
You are making me lol quite a few times tonight.😂😂😂😂
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2020-05-13 at 4:15 AM UTC
... well, you need a blow torch in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other, a propeller cap that spins badly, and an off-pink rotary phone on your lap, with the really long cord trailing behind you... and... you go on a quest for yellow shower stalls and ceiling fans that are spinning out of balance.
It's at least what i do. you might wanna change stuff around to your efficient riding capabilities. I keep falling.
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2020-05-13 at 4:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
… well, you need a blow torch in one hand, and a fly swatter in the other, a propeller cap that spins badly, and an off-pink rotary phone on your lap, with the really long cord trailing behind you… and… you go on a quest for yellow shower stalls and ceiling fans that are spinning out of balance.
It's at least what i do. you might wanna change stuff around to your efficient riding capabilities. I keep falling.
Damn she's a freak in the sheets and a lady on the streets
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2020-05-13 at 4:21 AM UTC
actually, I look like a hideous, 6ft, long blond haired, rather musclebound Ugly disgusting nasty looking Thor, If I had to make an accurate description. Tech, Daddyissues, Netflicks, Stopffs, and Triple threat, have actually seen pics of me.
2020-05-13 at 4:25 AM UTC
A total muscle jock, eee EEE
2020-05-13 at 4:28 AM UTC
Not jock in 45 years, but need the muscles to stay alive where I travel. totally not for looks, but for survival unfortunately. I'm pretty scarred up and nasty looking.
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2020-05-13 at 4:39 AM UTC
Yes I will be the judge of this. maybe I like leather bags the name is Brooks I'll do the job
2020-05-13 at 4:59 AM UTC
Y'all are hilarious and smart. *raises glass*
Have a great night.
At least send me some belly button pictures come on now