Hurricane tastes like a glass of sparkling water full of coins

1. 2020-05-13 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #21
   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS Dearest Hikikomori,
   
   I hope this missive finds you well. Life off these forums is very strange, but treats me well enough nonetheless. It has recently been brought to my attention that you're consuming the devil's own beverage known as "alcohol". As a dear friend of yours, someone who cares for you deeply, I feel it is my duty to ask you to stop. Reconsider drinking these "malted beers" - is getting "hopped up" really worth the price of your immortal soul? I suggest you embrace the path of temperance before you are led even further astray. Mayhap the fact that it tastes so much like a glass of sparkling water full of coins is a sign from the lord that you aren't meant to drink it. No child enjoys the taste of alcoholic beverages. And why? Because we aren't meant to. Because the Children are blessed with innocence and the foresight to know it's wrong. Please, for the sake of everyone who cares about you, please stop while you still can. 🥰
   
   Yours In Christ,
   HTS
   
   

   
   If you really mean that then it means a lot to me
   Thanks for The concern, hts.
   Someday we should meet up in Canada and hit the bars.
   *hugs*
2. 2020-05-13 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #22
   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
   I love you hts
   
   I'm sorry foe all the nasty things I have said about you
   
   Someday we should meet up in NYC and go to some noise shows
   
   
   That vid you posted reminds me of this
3. 2020-05-13 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi If you really mean that then it means a lot to me
   Thanks for The concern, hts.
   Someday we should meet up in Canada and hit the bars.
   *hugs*

   
   I thought you were leaving