I"m getting naked with metal objects

1. 2017-02-22 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I hope I don't cut my dick off.
2. 2017-02-22 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   qix
3. 2017-02-22 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I hope I don't cut my dick off.

   
   Video tape it so it won't happen
4. 2017-02-22 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I actually did this ,this afternoon took a huge kitchen knife into the shower to cut open my Neutrogena bottle, It was kinda scary
5. 2017-02-22 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I actually did this ,this afternoon took a huge kitchen knife into the shower to cut open my Neutrogena bottle, It was kinda scary

   
   plus itll come in handy for removal after you get that bottle all stuck up in there...
6. 2017-02-22 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I actually did this ,this afternoon took a huge kitchen knife into the shower to cut open my Neutrogena bottle, It was kinda scary

   
   YOu never cease to amaze me Bill Krozby
7. 2017-02-22 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump qix

   
   
8. 2017-02-22 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Discount Whore YOu never cease to amaze me Bill Krozby

   
   k
9. 2017-02-22 at 11:10 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock plus itll come in handy for removal after you get that bottle all stuck up in there…

   
   Yeah, you're weird who the hell shoves a face wash bottle up their mouth?
10. 2017-04-12 at 4:59 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    so you were trying to cut open a bottle in the shower and slipped and nicked your peen?
    
    did you scream for Mom to call 911?