2020-05-09 at 2:41 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
That's why I drink all the time.
Psycho anal-ize me, fellow space niggas.
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2020-05-09 at 2:42 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Fuck me, sometimes I have the same feeling
2020-05-09 at 3:03 PM UTC
thats the most retarded reason for drinking.
lol.
2020-05-09 at 3:03 PM UTC
"i drinks because i dont habe a personality"
lol.
2020-05-09 at 3:25 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I smoke weed ever day to keep folks from realizing how cool and interesting I really am
2020-05-09 at 4:22 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
i drink all the time too tho because otherwise i just get bored with life.
2020-05-09 at 4:31 PM UTC
I hate posting cringe statuses drunk on FB