My biggest fear in life is that when I'm sober, I have the personality of a cardboard box

1. 2020-05-09 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   That's why I drink all the time.
   
   Psycho anal-ize me, fellow space niggas.
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2. 2020-05-09 at 2:42 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Fuck me, sometimes I have the same feeling
3. 2020-05-09 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   thats the most retarded reason for drinking.
   
   lol.
4. 2020-05-09 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   "i drinks because i dont habe a personality"
   
   lol.
5. 2020-05-09 at 3:04 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "i drinks because i dont habe a personality"
   
   lol.

   
   Says the nigga who's entire personality is centered around being as controversial as possible.
   
   Controversy is your liquor.
6. 2020-05-09 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Says the nigga who's entire personality is centered around being as controversial as possible.
   
   Controversy is your liquor.

   
   no, im just channelling what i couldnt be irl online.
7. 2020-05-09 at 3:25 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I smoke weed ever day to keep folks from realizing how cool and interesting I really am
8. 2020-05-09 at 3:50 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, im just channelling what i couldnt be irl online.

   
   
   
   A rational, thinking, caring, loving, giving, supportive, faithful and beautiful human being?
9. 2020-05-09 at 3:56 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 A rational, thinking, caring, loving, giving, supportive, faithful and beautiful human being?

   
   no, being a contrarian.
10. 2020-05-09 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i drink all the time too tho because otherwise i just get bored with life.
11. 2020-05-09 at 4:31 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I hate posting cringe statuses drunk on FB