2017-02-21 at 2:26 AM UTC
Do you wanna know about taking hundreds of benzos and walking down the middle of a street? Crazy girlfriend who lied about having cancer? Trying to fight 5 policemen? Spending a couple nights in a mental health unit? Living in a hostel? Setting fire to a field? Getting kicked out the hostel? Living with a paranoid schizophrenic chick? Sharing a single room with 2 of my friends in a place surrounded by smackheads?
2017-02-21 at 2:28 AM UTC
Oh and shoplifting an inordinate amount of booze. And headphones. Headphones were my specialty
2017-02-21 at 2:28 AM UTC
have u eva tool a mans ear off
2017-02-21 at 2:30 AM UTC
Oh shit, reject's cancer girlfriend, forgot about her. Good times.
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2017-02-21 at 2:37 AM UTC
Well the police was cos I was on a lot of benzos and morphine and, aforementioned crazy cancer chick, I split up with her and went slightly off the rails, so my mum rang the paramedics to try to get me sectioned or some shit, they turn up, I try jumping out the window, they stop me, I start punching the paramedics so they ring the police. My memory is fuzzy because of a lot of benzos, but the police turn up and I try fighting them, each of them has an arm or a leg each pinning me down and I'm still going for it. You get super retard strength in this situation, my arms were all kinds of fucked up afterwards. They were pinning me in my garden, one of them went to look in my room and he was like, "you got some nice stuff in there" so I was like "FUCK YOU YOU CUNT" cos I thought he was being sarcastic. I dunno how long this went on for but I was still kicking off and eventually they got me up and were like "put on your shoes" so I was like "FUCK YOU I DONT WANT MY SHOES". They told me to calm down but I still wouldn't so one got out his tazer and red-dotted me and I calmed down cos even in that state I knew I didn't wanna be tazered. I fell asleep as soon as they put me in the car. When we got to the station they said I was guna be strip searched so whipped down my joggers and boxers in the car park and waddled to the front entrance. I don't know how they reacted but i like to think they just sighed and let me waddle with my dick out
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2017-02-21 at 2:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject
When we got to the station they said I was guna be strip searched so whipped down my joggers and boxers in the car park and waddled to the front entrance. I don't know how they reacted but i like to think they just sighed and let me waddle with my dick out
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2017-02-21 at 2:44 AM UTC
Why don't imgur links work with the img brackets? Everytime I post something from there I end up just having to post the link instead.
2017-02-21 at 2:45 AM UTC
they should work if you're grabbing the bbcode embed code. Can you post an example?
2017-02-21 at 2:48 AM UTC
Nope. I got a 10mg diazepam from the cop doctor and a few cups of tea and that was it. I was arrested for "breach of the peace", which I later found out isn't something which goes on your record, it's just to get you out of that situation
2017-02-21 at 2:48 AM UTC
NEVERMIND GOOD ADMIN WORK A+
Well I think they could tell I wasn't entirely in my right state of mind so they went pretty easy, and it was a first time offence, never been arrested before that. I was only punching the one on my right arm the few times I was able to get it free, and they weren't strong punches. I've still got the scars on the top of my arms from where they were holding me down and the force of their grip pretty much ripped my skin off. That shit was painful trying to lie on the plastic mats they give you
2017-02-21 at 3:02 AM UTC
The paranoid schizophrenic chick, that was cos I got kicked out the hostel and had to go and live somewhere so I thought, "hey why not move 40 miles away to live with a crazy chick I met for 2 nights in a psych ward, what could possibly go wrong?"
She threatened to stab a dude who basically tried to rape her after a night of sniffing a lot of mcat
