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  1. Originally posted by Octavian Just been wanking off whilst some bird tells me what she's going to do to me post lock down.

    "I'm gonna go out and buy you a burger"

    "Mhmmm"

    "We'll eat it at a restaurant"

    "ooOhh God"

    "And it'll be full of people"

    "GaagagGhhh FUUUUCKKK"
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  2. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Laying in this bed
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    staring at the ceiling doing laps on the hamster wheel in my head
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    going for a long long nap after these tacos...zzzzzz
  5. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I am freaking horngry and self satisfaction didn't satisfy 😣
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Stick a fist up your ass
  7. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Sorry bro. Not really into that kind of thing.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Me neither. Anything scat like is vile.
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Eating cottage cheese

    Thinking about how one would logistically fist their own ass.

    Oct's theme:

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  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER Eating cottage cheese

    Thinking about how one would logistically fist their own ass.

    Oct's theme:


    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    BEEEEE BA BOP BADA BOOOP
  12. Got up early and went pond hopping



    There must have been 500 baby geese, no lie!



    Caught 4 decent size bass, this was the smallest of the day and the first.



    Thoroughly enjoyed this place, almost all by myself ... really nice spot.
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  13. Came home



    Mowed the lawn. Gotta go to HD and pick up some rock and a few plants



    Gonna drink my iced coffee and when I’m done with the yard stuff gonna read out on the pool deck πŸ’œ



    Bye fuckers (said with a deep southern sweet drawl πŸ€—
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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Stopffs Came home



    Mowed the lawn. Gotta go to HD and pick up some rock and a few plants



    Gonna drink my iced coffee and when I’m done with the yard stuff gonna read out on the pool deck πŸ’œ



    Bye fuckers (said with a deep southern sweet drawl πŸ€—

    Why is the pool fenced off?

    Is that where all your ex partners are buried?
  15. Originally posted by Octavian Why is the pool fenced off?

    Is that where all your ex partners are buried?

    Cause it’s the law ... someday the fence will be much cooler. Fuck covid-19

    And no, the ex lovers are buried in the woods beyond the pool.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    relaxing after physical therapy. Doing some recordings to,exercise my vocal chords
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  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Stopffs Cause it’s the law … someday the fence will be much cooler. Fuck covid-19

    And no, the ex lovers are buried in the woods beyond the pool.

    But whats covid 19 got to do with the fence?
  18. Originally posted by Grylls But whats covid 19 got to do with the fence?

    Emmm .. because I’m now part of the 30+million club of unemployed Americans and a new fence is very expensive. I had planned on redoing everything in the pool area this month! Thank god I was furloughed before I spent the money.
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  19. Gonna make poor mans Ciopinni (no crab legs or halibut) for dinner, yummmmy

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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just took a shower...about to roll a spliff .. :)
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