2020-05-04 at 4:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian
Just been wanking off whilst some bird tells me what she's going to do to me post lock down.
"I'm gonna go out and buy you a burger"
"Mhmmm"
"We'll eat it at a restaurant"
"ooOhh God"
"And it'll be full of people"
"GaagagGhhh FUUUUCKKK"
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2020-05-04 at 5:38 AM UTC
staring at the ceiling doing laps on the hamster wheel in my head
2020-05-04 at 2:12 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
going for a long long nap after these tacos...zzzzzz
2020-05-04 at 2:16 PM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
I am freaking horngry and self satisfaction didn't satisfy π£
2020-05-04 at 2:31 PM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
Sorry bro. Not really into that kind of thing.
2020-05-04 at 2:51 PM UTC
Me neither. Anything scat like is vile.
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2020-05-04 at 3:17 PM UTC
Eating cottage cheese Thinking about how one would logistically fist their own ass. Oct's theme:VIDEO
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2020-05-04 at 3:54 PM UTC
Got up early and went pond hopping
There must have been 500 baby geese, no lie!
Caught 4 decent size bass, this was the smallest of the day and the first.
Thoroughly enjoyed this place, almost all by myself ... really nice spot.
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2020-05-04 at 3:54 PM UTC
Came home
Mowed the lawn. Gotta go to HD and pick up some rock and a few plants
Gonna drink my iced coffee and when Iβm done with the yard stuff gonna read out on the pool deck π
Bye fuckers (said with a deep southern sweet drawl π€
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2020-05-04 at 7:59 PM UTC
relaxing after physical therapy. Doing some recordings to,exercise my vocal chords
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2020-05-04 at 8:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
But whats covid 19 got to do with the fence?
Emmm .. because Iβm now part of the 30+million club of unemployed Americans and a new fence is very expensive. I had planned on redoing everything in the pool area this month! Thank god I was furloughed before I spent the money.
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2020-05-04 at 8:16 PM UTC
Gonna make poor mans Ciopinni (no crab legs or halibut) for dinner, yummmmy
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2020-05-05 at 3:31 AM UTC
Just took a shower...about to roll a spliff .. :)