2018-06-22 at 3:23 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
"Ok! I am here for you!"
Awwwwww π―π
2018-06-22 at 11:24 PM UTC
Kinks
Enter's Waifu
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
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2020-05-01 at 3:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Lol, I bet ol boy that's floating knows the answer …
Ot
My paramedic friend checkn up on me…
Glad he didn't trip because I don't have him in my contacts, I sho want some dick from his sexy azz lol π€
Say what you want I'm a woman with needs dammit πβ€οΈ
Omg I canβt believe I used to Type like this !
Ot
Last text sent ::
I need some space .. youβre too clingy..
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2020-05-01 at 3:24 AM UTC
Why you doing futureman like that? π
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2020-05-01 at 3:25 AM UTC
ππ
I donβt know whatchuu talkin bout!!!
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2020-05-08 at 8:54 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
"gonna pull me out of this fucking ditch? no one seems to be coming to do it."
my brother at 2:43 a.m. and 3 hrs away in a ditch. totaled his car. drunk and fuck knows how many pain pills for his decrepit back. haven't heard from him since last summer. gotta love wake up texts...and he called me too so calls like that. fuck family.
2020-05-08 at 2:21 PM UTC
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2020-05-08 at 2:26 PM UTC
PB ... do you do up downs or dips (feet/heels on 1 chair or table and palms on a chair behind you? You can put weights on your lap for more resistance. Donβt go all the way down (key)
I was a body builder in my 20βs ... those were most effective for my tricep/lay/delt definition π
OT: yup
2020-05-08 at 2:34 PM UTC
Sffs. I've only been doing my own body wt. calve raises. I have stairs(in home) i use & I go up/down stairs several times a day, so; I don't spend a lot of time on them.
Yesterday, was the first day I started my cardio 'outside' again. only went 1.55 miles, tho.
2020-05-08 at 2:39 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
My last three text messages are:
1. An attempted phishing scam.
2. A temporary 6 digit code so I can access online banking.
3. An e-transfer I sent to myself to transfer money from one bank account to another.
2020-05-08 at 2:51 PM UTC
"Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you."
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