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  1. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Poast I heard there was a very special birthday boy giving out free 100% custom lolcats in this thread?

    Can I get one, for old times sake?

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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    AWWWWWW SHEEIT HAPPY BURFDAY FAM
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    man guy fieri looks hella lit these days
  4. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Page 52 bitches. I have Guinness right where I want them.
  5. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER man guy fieri looks hella lit these days

    Violent J lost hella weight.

    True story time. I wet the bed every night until the 5th grade. I never had a sleep over for fear of my harsh reality being discovered.
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  6. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    He used to be fat as fuck.

  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Does that nigga have DARK on his wrist? lol
  8. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Does that nigga have DARK on his wrist? lol

    Probably has Lotus on his other hand. Back when I was a juggalo the first Dark Lotus album was good. Gave it a relisten and it has a couple good songs. Then they fell out with Marz and remade the album with ABK and it sucked even more.

    But gotta give props when they make a good song. The Beatles suck dick but they made so many songs a couple are good.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q
  9. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My account is named scron

    You ever figure it out? I can rush you.
  10. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Poast and I were spit balling tonight. But it needs a better song behind it. I thought it was so ludicrous that it was funny but I'm missing the right song or rant. Maybe throw an Alex Jones behind it? I'm up for ideas.

    Give me ideas.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJqNpN_8Xqo&feature=youtu.be
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Something with Jared Taylor discussing multiculturalism? If you did Alex Jones youd have to quickly edit togetherexplosions, chemtrails, smiling obama, kids in sexy attire, women inburqas, Liberians running after each ither wih machetes in wedding dresses, etc.
  12. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Something with Jared Taylor discussing multiculturalism? If you did Alex Jones youd have to quickly edit togetherexplosions, chemtrails, smiling obama, kids in sexy attire, women inburqas, Liberians running after each ither wih machetes in wedding dresses, etc.

    It's an off the cuff idea that no one is really going to find funny. I just enjoy making Poast laugh. I'm not looking to go balls to the wall with this shit idea.
  13. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' a couple nights ago. That movie is way more brutal than I remember.

    If someone wants it I'll email it to them.
  14. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' a couple nights ago. That movie is way more brutal than I remember.

    If someone wants it I'll email it to them.

    I want you to spoil the entire movie for me
  15. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I want you to spoil the entire movie for me

    Retards that are incestual take down Mexico. Finally.
  16. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    No one wants to play Diablo 2 with me?

    I can rush if you want.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Watched 'The Hills Have Eyes' a couple nights ago. That movie is way more brutal than I remember.

    If someone wants it I'll email it to them.

    Lol yeah i chose it to put on at one of our parties when i was like 20. Theres like 10 guys and ten girls all milling around a house drinking, eating, talking. A few people are on the sofa, a few are just standing watching here and there. It gets to the rape scene, and pretty much every girl in the party (minus our two requisite brohoes) has a super visceral reaction. Some are covering their faces. Some are getting loud telling us to turn it the fuck off, and who chose this shit,NOT COOL. Every single one of my guy friends is just in tears laughing “AGHHHHHHAAHAHAH! SHES GETTING RAPED BY A FUCKING RETARD!!”

    good times.
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  18. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Lol yeah i chose it to put on at one of our parties when i was like 20. Theres like 10 guys and ten girls all milling around a house drinking, eating, talking. A few people are on the sofa, a few are just standing watching here and there. It gets to the rape scene, and pretty much every girl in the party (minus our two requisite brohoes) has a super visceral reaction. Some are covering their faces. Some are getting loud telling us to turn it the fuck off, and who chose this shit,NOT COOL. Every single one of my guy friends is just in tears laughing “AGHHHHHHAAHAHAH! SHES GETTING RAPED BY A FUCKING RETARD!!”

    good times.

    I can one up that.

    I was madly over this stupid hippie chick. Then I did a bunch of molly at a friends house and it's me and this really hot chick. She asks me if I'm still hung up on hippie girl. Like a retard I say yes. There's another girl there who doesn't talk at all and I give them a bunch of drugs.

    Since I wasn't making a move I threw on the movie, 'The Rules of Attraction'.

    It was brutal. I forgot it starts with a rape scene and it got awkward. The girls house we were in got up to get some water from her room. I'm trying to save face and tell these hos it's a good movie. She does but it saves nothing.

    That was the last time I ever saw them. Can't blame them. I'm a retard and was on drugs.
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  19. OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman
    Another time we gave a buddy tranny porn. Really nice looking chick with a dick. At our party house we thoght it'd be funny to put it on the tv. No volume, just back ground video. It wasn't funny until I sped the play speed up. Then it was funny.
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  20. I bet you OOZE autism in real life. I would suck your slimy dick like the faggot you are.
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