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  1. Originally posted by POLECAT itd be 3 feet off the floor in my room,, I sleep high,, gotta give a hop just to get in

    I thought she was talking about fucking on the floor

    "ur dick is 3ft???"
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Listen here you cockbiter, it is what I say it is. Ive got the tits this crowd … probably the smallest but I'm the only one who is suppose to have tits




    New proof required.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I thought she was talking about fucking on the floor

    "ur dick is 3ft???"

    FROM the floor

    Completely horizontal.

    Could mount an entertainment center on my cock
  4. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    when hoorizontal?
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    whoreizontal
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I thought she was talking about fucking on the floor

    "ur dick is 3ft???"





    no I have 2 box springs under my bed so it sits up in the warmer part of the room for wintertime

    I'm 60 feet from the woodstove at night so it can be 35 to40 on the floor and 40, 45 at normal bed height and 55 to 60 at my bed height
    so I sleep all night and the dog wakes rick up when he gets cold that makes rick realize he's cold and he feeds the fire.
  7. Originally posted by CASPER FROM the floor

    YES

    How many girls are 1ft high? Dick + body + pumping = about a foot of space.

    Now if you're going 2ft high before you thrust back in, that is fucking impressive

    3ft? Holy shit may as well land the mars rover again
  8. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    shampoo bottle challenge guys??
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT no I have 2 box springs under my bed so it sits up in the warmer part of the room for wintertime

    I'm 60 feet from the woodstove at night so it can be 35 to40 on the floor and 40, 45 at normal bed height and 55 to 60 at my bed height
    so I sleep all night and the dog wakes rick up when he gets cold that makes rick realize he's cold and he feeds the fire.

    Can I see your wood stove
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT no I have 2 box springs under my bed so it sits up in the warmer part of the room for wintertime

    I'm 60 feet from the woodstove at night so it can be 35 to40 on the floor and 40, 45 at normal bed height and 55 to 60 at my bed height
    so I sleep all night and the dog wakes rick up when he gets cold that makes rick realize he's cold and he feeds the fire.

    do you spoon rick or does he spoon you?
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t shampoo bottle challenge guys??

    *quietly unbags stolen hotel shampoos*
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well I would show you my wood stove but I don't have imige hosting and I usually have Candy do that for me and she isn't on here right now so I'm not going to bother her at this time
  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT just to be clear I was referring to Bill Krozby

    Im not mad at all. I think you are because ive called you a cuck and a simp yesterday, which you are considering youre whyte knyting in this thread, cry harder lil bromo
  14. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I wanna spoon, but only for 2 minutes and only after we fork
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Can I see your wood stove

    Not till the third date,:faggot
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Grylls do you spoon rick or does he spoon you?

    y u so jelly of my life nigga??

    u wanna be me don't ya
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT y u so jelly of my life nigga??

    u wanna be me don't ya

    stay away from my rick
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I wanna spoon, but only for 2 minutes and only after we fork

    I think this post sent em all into spasms,, left handed spasms
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    dude r/smalldickproblems just makes me feel so muchbetter about my life.

    highly recommended
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  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I thought you were going to sleep for a few hrs
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