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Kim Jong Un might be dead.

  1. 2020-04-27 at 2:07 AM UTC
    #61
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    TFW you have to meet world leaders but you're undergoing mitosis
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2020-04-27 at 4:44 AM UTC
    #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I just came to watch the chestbursters.
  3. 2020-04-27 at 4:50 AM UTC
    #63
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Asians aren't even human. The saying "where do they grow these fucking gooks" has some truth because they don't reproduce sexually like you or me, they are parasitic spores from the deep bamboo rainforests and here's the evidence.


    Fuck is that on the back of his head?
  4. 2020-04-27 at 4:51 AM UTC
    #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck is that on the back of his head?

    It's a growth.
  5. 2020-04-27 at 4:51 AM UTC
    #65
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck is that on the back of his head?

    Its his son you uncultured fuck. He's giving birth.
  6. 2020-04-27 at 4:52 AM UTC
    #66
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Started as an ingrown hair follicle, then got way out of control fast.
  7. 2020-04-27 at 4:54 AM UTC
    #67
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck is that on the back of his head?

    proof of below average iq.
  8. 2020-04-27 at 6:01 AM UTC
    #68
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny proof of below average iq.

    You served coffee for a living. A drooling retard could do your job Nonce.
  9. 2020-04-27 at 5:23 PM UTC
    #69
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian You served coffee for a living. A drooling retard could do your job Nonce.

    but not you,

    eh.

    why couldnt you serve coffee ?
  10. 2020-04-27 at 6:34 PM UTC
    #70
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    My dream job is Senior Elevator Operator. It would have its ups and downs sure, but that's OK.
  11. 2020-04-27 at 6:51 PM UTC
    #71
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    so does he have the corona virus?
  12. 2020-04-27 at 6:54 PM UTC
    #72
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    No he's just a fat boy
  13. 2020-04-27 at 7:32 PM UTC
    #73
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL My dream job is Senior Elevator Operator. It would have its ups and downs sure, but that's OK.

  14. 2020-04-27 at 8:39 PM UTC
    #74
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    My elevator would be ruled by an iron fist. No funny stuff. It would be a quiet and enjoyable ride. My elevator would also move horizontally as well as vertically, and it would have a mini bar and little bowls with various drugs in them.
  15. 2020-04-27 at 9:15 PM UTC
    #75
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL My elevator would be ruled by an iron fist. No funny stuff. It would be a quiet and enjoyable ride. My elevator would also move horizontally as well as vertically, and it would have a mini bar and little bowls with various drugs in them.

    by elavator did you mean your ass ?

    yea. that all makes senses now. you must be pretty agile with your ass.
  16. 2020-04-27 at 10:54 PM UTC
    #76
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    my brother just mentioned it and had asked my dad about it...said that he had missed his father's memorial birthday event but Korea said that he is still alive.
  17. 2020-04-27 at 10:59 PM UTC
    #77
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins the part that is hilarious is that every country on the planet is practicing and touting social distancing and avoiding social occasions…so tubby takes his choo-choo to his aristocratic estate in the countryside, avoiding the proles, and everyone outside of NK loses their fucking minds.

    more evidence that people are, in fact, idiots.

    Yeah it's all very interesting.
  18. 2020-04-28 at 5:58 AM UTC
    #78
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins the part that is hilarious is that every country on the planet is practicing and touting social distancing and avoiding social occasions…so tubby takes his choo-choo to his aristocratic estate in the countryside, avoiding the proles, and everyone outside of NK loses their fucking minds.

    more evidence that people are, in fact, idiots.

    quoted for future lulz.
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  19. 2020-04-28 at 6:59 AM UTC
    #79
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  20. 2020-04-29 at 10:14 PM UTC
    #80
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    If you knew what kind of car it was you wouldn't say such stupid things. It's a very unique car and my dad is the only one in the state to have one.

    Oh yea did you check the dmv registry to find that out
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