2020-04-25 at 4:15 PM UTC
Just imagine the hottest guy/girl you have ever seen. You're at a party and they're talking to you, leaning in. You're having a great time until suddenly you are hit with the grandest shit whiff your nostrils have ever suffered. You struggle to hide your disgust when they lean in and whisper "hey wan som bed fucc"? The stench of their breath makes you physically gag, but it's too dark for him/her to notice. Also the shower is broken so you can't fuck in there.
Do you:
A: fucc
B: no fucc
2020-04-25 at 4:16 PM UTC
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2020-04-25 at 4:19 PM UTC
I mean what if they only shit their pants and don't usually smell like that. What if they usually smell like flowers. You'll never know unless you fucc them and get their number and marry them.
2020-04-25 at 4:20 PM UTC
You will be OK as long as you drink some Lysol afterwards and expose your dick to a good sunburn according to our President.
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2020-04-25 at 4:22 PM UTC
posting in a beta thread.
2020-04-25 at 4:24 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Id make them shower. If they smelled bad enough to me i wouldn't deal with them
2020-04-25 at 4:28 PM UTC
I got a chance to smash a chick id been drooling over all through high school, but as soon as we got her pants off i wanted to fucking die it was so bad. I still cant smell cocoa butter to this day without having weird PTSD flashbacks and smelling that rancid pussy stink in my olfactory orifices.
2020-04-25 at 4:40 PM UTC
So, was she a good lay otherwise?
2020-04-25 at 6:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
So, was she a good lay otherwise?
I started fingering her and sucking on her tits instead, trying to stay as far towards her face as possible. Shed quietly told me earlier that she had chlamydia, but that shed share her meds with me. Even that wasnt a deal breaker but the stink was. She kept saying to please put it in and eventually wrapped her legs around me like a venus fly trap. Admittedly, leaky, gooey pussy feels surprisingly good but i could only give her a couple min before i had to discretely start f8ngering her again. She was kinda butthurt about it which I guess is kinda natural, but fortunately shed just started a career in alcoholism and meth addiction and was more about validation than enjoying herself so she let me facefuck her and finish down her throat. I ordered us some chinese food, we smoked some speed in the laundry room and called it a day.
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2020-04-25 at 6:39 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Man I voted before I read your post ffs
2020-04-25 at 6:49 PM UTC
Pee in her butt? God man .. ewwww.
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2020-04-25 at 6:58 PM UTC
I forgot ur not a gen X chad like me.
