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Something no one on this site ever has or ever will experience...

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    Francis Galton Yung Blood (banned)
    only one person on this site ever has or ever will present/display an actual government-issued law enforcement badge/shield, legally possessed, to a uniformed police officer and not get thrown on the ground, hand cuffed, and butt fucked.

    the look on the cops face was priceless. should have had a video rolling.
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    Originally posted by Francis Galton only one person on this site ever has or ever will present/display an actual government-issued law enforcement badge/shield, legally possessed, to a uniformed police officer and not get thrown on the ground, hand cuffed, and butt fucked.

    the look on the cops face was priceless. should have had a video rolling.

    quoted before this thread gets thrown on the ground, hand cuffed and butt fucked.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Who cares?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Francis Galton Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist Who cares?

    youd care if you were the on getting tossed to the pavement, hand cuffed, and butt stuffed.
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    WRONG. There are plenty of FBI officers on this site.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I could be a cop if I wanted to
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I could be a cop if I wanted to

    Yeah, just volunteer with some charities, get involved in the community, go to some police open days, and then apply as soon as they are hiring - preferably as an LGBTQ candidate.

    It's a great job and I don't think cops are evil or something, all my interactions with cops have been fine, even when I was doing something wrong.

    The pension is a huge benefit, they get insane rights, and those benefits aren't ever going away cos the government need the police.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    WHEN DO WE GET THE GUNS

    I saw a cool job listing in my home town for working in the police armory maintaining guns. I'm sure there lots of stuff to do behind the scenes that doesn't involve being a traditional officer. It's probably easier to get into if you're a mechanic or something to work on the vehicles, or maybe a computer guy.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHEN DO WE GET THE GUNS

    I saw a cool job listing in my home town for working in the police armory maintaining guns. I'm sure there lots of stuff to do behind the scenes that doesn't involve being a traditional officer. It's probably easier to get into if you're a mechanic or something to work on the vehicles, or maybe a computer guy.

    Oiling guns up all day long would be pretty dull.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I think you also had to hand out the guns to the officers at the start of the day and do purchases for ammo and stuff. It was pretty involved and they wanted every license and certificate possible and lots of experience.

    I think it said something like background in law enforcement is a benefit but not required
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think you also had to hand out the guns to the officers at the start of the day and do purchases for ammo and stuff. It was pretty involved and they wanted every license and certificate possible and lots of experience.

    I think it said something like background in law enforcement is a benefit but not required

    I buy ammo and clean my gun..it's dull as fuck doing it for yourself..let alone for all the gonts who get to shoot blacks with it.
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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/community/volunteer.php

    Think about volunteering for one of these.

    Welfare programs typically look positively upon volunteering - which is good - as you are both building skills and becoming socially integrated.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I buy ammo and clean my gun..it's dull as fuck doing it for yourself..let alone for all the gonts who get to shoot blacks with it.

    dont you have a dishwasher or something.
  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Francis Galton only one person on this site ever has or ever will present/display an actual government-issued law enforcement badge/shield, legally possessed, to a uniformed police officer and not get thrown on the ground, hand cuffed, and butt fucked.

    the look on the cops face was priceless. should have had a video rolling.

    what the fuck are you even talking about
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    G African Astronaut
    Whatever kid, I work for Constellis my shit allows me to breeze by checkpoints etc. w/ revoked L's lol.
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