Something no one on this site ever has or ever will experience...

1. 2020-04-10 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Francis Galton Yung Blood (banned)
   only one person on this site ever has or ever will present/display an actual government-issued law enforcement badge/shield, legally possessed, to a uniformed police officer and not get thrown on the ground, hand cuffed, and butt fucked.
   
   the look on the cops face was priceless. should have had a video rolling.
2. 2020-04-10 at 3:29 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Francis Galton only one person on this site ever has or ever will present/display an actual government-issued law enforcement badge/shield, legally possessed, to a uniformed police officer and not get thrown on the ground, hand cuffed, and butt fucked.
   
   the look on the cops face was priceless. should have had a video rolling.

   
   quoted before this thread gets thrown on the ground, hand cuffed and butt fucked.
3. 2020-04-10 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Who cares?
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4. 2020-04-20 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   Francis Galton Yung Blood (banned)

   Originally posted by Technologist Who cares?

   
   youd care if you were the on getting tossed to the pavement, hand cuffed, and butt stuffed.
5. 2020-04-20 at 7:11 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   WRONG. There are plenty of FBI officers on this site.
6. 2020-04-20 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I could be a cop if I wanted to
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7. 2020-04-20 at 7:19 PM UTC

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   Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I could be a cop if I wanted to

   
   Yeah, just volunteer with some charities, get involved in the community, go to some police open days, and then apply as soon as they are hiring - preferably as an LGBTQ candidate.
   
   It's a great job and I don't think cops are evil or something, all my interactions with cops have been fine, even when I was doing something wrong.
   
   The pension is a huge benefit, they get insane rights, and those benefits aren't ever going away cos the government need the police.
8. 2020-04-20 at 7:28 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   WHEN DO WE GET THE GUNS
   
   I saw a cool job listing in my home town for working in the police armory maintaining guns. I'm sure there lots of stuff to do behind the scenes that doesn't involve being a traditional officer. It's probably easier to get into if you're a mechanic or something to work on the vehicles, or maybe a computer guy.
9. 2020-04-20 at 7:29 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHEN DO WE GET THE GUNS
   
   I saw a cool job listing in my home town for working in the police armory maintaining guns. I'm sure there lots of stuff to do behind the scenes that doesn't involve being a traditional officer. It's probably easier to get into if you're a mechanic or something to work on the vehicles, or maybe a computer guy.

   
   Oiling guns up all day long would be pretty dull.
10. 2020-04-20 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I think you also had to hand out the guns to the officers at the start of the day and do purchases for ammo and stuff. It was pretty involved and they wanted every license and certificate possible and lots of experience.
    
    I think it said something like background in law enforcement is a benefit but not required
11. 2020-04-20 at 7:34 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think you also had to hand out the guns to the officers at the start of the day and do purchases for ammo and stuff. It was pretty involved and they wanted every license and certificate possible and lots of experience.
    
    I think it said something like background in law enforcement is a benefit but not required

    
    I buy ammo and clean my gun..it's dull as fuck doing it for yourself..let alone for all the gonts who get to shoot blacks with it.
12. 2020-04-20 at 7:37 PM UTC

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    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/community/volunteer.php
    
    Think about volunteering for one of these.
    
    Welfare programs typically look positively upon volunteering - which is good - as you are both building skills and becoming socially integrated.
13. 2020-04-21 at 6:20 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I buy ammo and clean my gun..it's dull as fuck doing it for yourself..let alone for all the gonts who get to shoot blacks with it.

    
    dont you have a dishwasher or something.
14. 2020-04-22 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Francis Galton only one person on this site ever has or ever will present/display an actual government-issued law enforcement badge/shield, legally possessed, to a uniformed police officer and not get thrown on the ground, hand cuffed, and butt fucked.
    
    the look on the cops face was priceless. should have had a video rolling.

    
    what the fuck are you even talking about
15. 2020-04-22 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Whatever kid, I work for Constellis my shit allows me to breeze by checkpoints etc. w/ revoked L's lol.