2020-04-20 at 7:18 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
And what were the circumstances?
2020-04-20 at 7:22 AM UTC
certainly. Got in a fight in a bar, in college. I ended up soiling myself, but at least i rearranged the other guy's face.
2020-04-20 at 7:43 AM UTC
Yet another award winning thread
2020-04-20 at 8:15 PM UTC
Being dopesick or trusting a fart too much has done it. Every grown man has shit themselves at least one time
2020-04-20 at 8:23 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Man I shit my pants one time on a bus in cambodia travelling to thailand
I got a thai whore to wash them for me
2020-04-20 at 10:53 PM UTC
m8 u get it bkwrd ur granpap fukt me meni time der n 1 tim i puld hs pnts dn n raepd him so hrd i hd 2 tak em bak 2 da nursin hme n a whel char he suc a fukn faget doe
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
a good friend of mine got fucked up on coke, beer and LSD and when he passed out on the floor he shat up his ass crack all the way up between his shoulder blades, I woke up to an awful stench and looked around and saw my buddy all shat up and I yelled at him woke him up, he made a really bad face as he smelled his own shit, we were at camp so no shower or tub so he had to go to the creek the water was prolly 35 degrees fucked actually layed down in that water,, anyways he hates when I tell that story,, this was 35 years ago
2020-04-20 at 11:04 PM UTC
Recently I got drunk, threw up on my carpet and shit myself then passed out.
Didn't even know I was covered in shit until my mom told me what happened.
2020-04-20 at 11:30 PM UTC
It's been awhile... quite awhile, since Agra, India... but ....................................today.... I thought it was just a fart.... sonufafuckinpenisassbuttlickinpoohole!!!!! it was a full blown howitzer. I got my boss to stop, and he took his sweet time getting off the road, but yup... I had a half a roll that I keep in emergencies.... I tore off into the cactus fields which was my only cover, and people were lookin at mee, in the cars going by and laughin their ass off......by the time i finished cleaning, I had an eighth of a roll left! there was toilet paper blowing everywhere in a 30 mph wind... I saw some blow with poo stains at least a quarter mile.... shitshitdickfuckpisspoo!!!! I was smokin mad.... cause I still had a full dickdickfuckpiss shitshit day of work to go!!! fuuuuuuccckkkk!!!!!