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Have you ever shit your pants?

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by POLECAT a good friend of mine got fucked up on coke, beer and LSD and when he passed out on the floor he shat up his ass crack all the way up between his shoulder blades, I woke up to an awful stench and looked around and saw my buddy all shat up and I yelled at him woke him up, he made a really bad face as he smelled his own shit, we were at camp so no shower or tub so he had to go to the creek the water was prolly 35 degrees fucked actually layed down in that water,, anyways he hates when I tell that story,, this was 35 years ago

    That's where the term "up shit's creek without a paddle" came from.
  2. #22
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Recently I got drunk, threw up on my carpet and shit myself then passed out.
    Didn't even know I was covered in shit until my mom told me what happened.

    pics of ur mom pls

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi You look like a huge queer.
    How many dicks have been in your mouth?

    jst 1 i luv cigreting gramps so mutch he rly faget
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Tons of times. Too many circumstances to list. But i fid a couple of times taking a piss test
  4. #24
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Damn you guys are nasty
  5. #25
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung certainly. Got in a fight in a bar, in college. I ended up soiling myself, but at least i rearranged the other guy's face.




    One guy gets bloody.

    One guy gets covered in shit.

    Mattchew thinks he won?
  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by POLECAT a good friend of mine got fucked up on coke, beer and LSD and when he passed out on the floor he shat up his ass crack all the way up between his shoulder blades, I woke up to an awful stench and looked around and saw my buddy all shat up and I yelled at him woke him up, he made a really bad face as he smelled his own shit, we were at camp so no shower or tub so he had to go to the creek the water was prolly 35 degrees fucked actually layed down in that water,, anyways he hates when I tell that story,, this was 35 years ago



    Nothing like great memories, right, Skunk?

  7. #27
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty It's been awhile… quite awhile, since Agra, India… but ………………………………today…. I thought it was just a fart…. sonufafuckinpenisassbuttlickinpoohole!!!!! it was a full blown howitzer. I got my boss to stop, and he took his sweet time getting off the road, but yup… I had a half a roll that I keep in emergencies…. I tore off into the cactus fields which was my only cover, and people were lookin at mee, in the cars going by and laughin their ass off……by the time i finished cleaning, I had an eighth of a roll left! there was toilet paper blowing everywhere in a 30 mph wind… I saw some blow with poo stains at least a quarter mile…. shitshitdickfuckpisspoo!!!! I was smokin mad…. cause I still had a full dickdickfuckpiss shitshit day of work to go!!! fuuuuuuccckkkk!!!!!



    Now that's some funny shit! How's the car?
  8. #28
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Just wait until you get to age 50 and you get a colonoscopy. They make you take stuff to clean your digestive tract. I guarantee you will shit your pants. I will be buying diapers before I do that again. There's nothing like shitting your brains out all day long and feeling secure to go to bed because there couldn't possibly be anything left only to wake up in a pile of shit.
  9. #29
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Now that's some funny shit! How's the car?

    No stains! pant's didn't fare so well... a little bit of "coolness" touching me all day at work.... and that...faint... "scent" of buttquee, and the puzzled look on other's faces, like, damn, should I ask him? I think I know what it is... yep, fucker shit his pants.... gotta be.
  10. #30
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Just wait until you get to age 50 and you get a colonoscopy. They make you take stuff to clean your digestive tract. I guarantee you will shit your pants. I will be buying diapers before I do that again. There's nothing like shitting your brains out all day long and feeling secure to go to bed because there couldn't possibly be anything left only to wake up in a pile of shit.

    Well, I'm let's just say, well over 60, and I'm sorry you had to go through that, as nothing in any hospital's fun I've discovered. I'm waiting though, there's gotta be something on the horizon eventually that's gonna be a blast to get everyone to wanna go.... My hernia was kinda...........well, let's just say... bad... but fun compared to other's stuff they are going through, yeah, that's it. If I wasn't in the shape I'm in, It would have been brutal.

    I worry about everyone that goes into those places, as so many or not coming out (before Corona) with that super-staph sepsis-shit. It took many of my family, and more friends than I can count. And.... it's not stopping. People make more mistakes than were made at Pearl Harbor when dealing with it, and all it takes is one fuck-up now and they have it. what-with all this going on now, with Corona, I bet that shit's taking so many on top of Corona, it's ludicrous. We, so far, are the lucky ones.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Recently I got drunk, threw up on my carpet and shit myself then passed out.
    Didn't even know I was covered in shit until my mom told me what happened.

    Did your Mom clean all the shit off you?
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did your Mom clean all the shit off you?

    wut is your guess, specks?
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung wut is your guess, specks?

    I say he woke up up with a sparkling clean ass crack.
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Well, I'm let's just say, well over 60, and I'm sorry you had to go through that, as nothing in any hospital's fun I've discovered. I'm waiting though, there's gotta be something on the horizon eventually that's gonna be a blast to get everyone to wanna go…. My hernia was kinda………..well, let's just say… bad… but fun compared to other's stuff they are going through, yeah, that's it. If I wasn't in the shape I'm in, It would have been brutal.

    I worry about everyone that goes into those places, as so many or not coming out (before Corona) with that super-staph sepsis-shit. It took many of my family, and more friends than I can count. And…. it's not stopping. People make more mistakes than were made at Pearl Harbor when dealing with it, and all it takes is one fuck-up now and they have it. what-with all this going on now, with Corona, I bet that shit's taking so many on top of Corona, it's ludicrous. We, so far, are the lucky ones.


    What type of shape are u in? Good -enough -to -never -post- a -pic type of fitness level?👍
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I say he woke up up with a sparkling clean ass crack.

    The question was not what, but who...
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