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What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fox I’m just telling it like it is bud
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat they want to be treated like shit tho or they wont respect you hence my experience with pesky trwvels letting her talk shit to me in my own pad rather than throwing her out even naked. Just because i didnt want to fuck her doesnt make me gay or prison gay or whatever she was saying.

    What would you do if a fag walked up and put his arm around you and said he was going to take care of you from now on and really did love you?
  4. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by cigreting Youve answered your own question. I tell it like it is and it usually offends people but i really dont care. Its female nature and evolution, they cant help it. The other real problem is the media and society want to tell you its different, that women are the prize and you should worship the ground they walk on, its part of the democrats agenda. Females are easier than males to manipulate, they also make judgements based on how they feel and rarely use logic. Put them in power positions and eventually youll have a societial collapse. Read up on it, you don't have to believe me.

    like Cleopatra from Egypt. It is all documented.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What would you do if a fag walked up and put his arm around you and said he was going to take care of you from now on and really did love you?

    I would put a wig on him and then have sex with him.
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  6. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gadzooks I would put a wig on him and then have sex with him.

    You would love Jester
  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    id probably run.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat id probably run.

    What if he.. she.. was a really big one and gave chase?
  9. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by POLECAT whats ur sign nigga

    He’s obviously a Leo
  10. Originally posted by frala He’s obviously a Leo

    That is such a Sagittarius thing to say
  11. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT whats ur sign nigga




    Originally posted by cigreting Unsure, never taken one of those tests

    All those degrees and he thinks it's a test he has to take.
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  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn, Dave not flexing tonight?
  13. She's a whore, an ATTENTION WHORE
  14. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've been drinking myself into an absolute stupor stressing out over this particular scenario.

    Does it mean she's into me?

    We also texted with each other for like 6 hours straight on fucking Valentine's day, although she eventually just casually plunged a dagger directly through my heart when she mentioned she has a boyfriend now.

    But why is she calling me at 5 AM?

    I love her and she is both my Rosalind and Juliet.

    What do I do?

    Keep drinking?

    I'll probably just do that.

    Drunk. Boyfriend was being a dick, so she was going to fuck you as revenge, but you blew it.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I kind of actually wish someone would come to my house and murder me.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Somebody come to my house and stab me to death.
  17. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    You don't have any knives? zooks?
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    tell her take the fucking sky train to yo house
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    this sounds familar. The same quandary i had a couple months ago,
  20. I dont know why dont you ask her you big doyle head
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