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What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've been drinking myself into an absolute stupor stressing out over this particular scenario.

    Does it mean she's into me?

    We also texted with each other for like 6 hours straight on fucking Valentine's day, although she eventually just casually plunged a dagger directly through my heart when she mentioned she has a boyfriend now.

    But why is she calling me at 5 AM?

    I love her and she is both my Rosalind and Juliet.

    What do I do?

    Keep drinking?

    I'll probably just do that.
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    mmQ victim of incest (banned)
    She probably just wants to borrow a cup of sugar.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ She probably just wants to borrow a cup of sugar.

    She lives like three towns over.

    There must be more convenient sources of sugar.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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    mmQ victim of incest (banned)
    Originally posted by gadzooks She lives like three towns over.

    There must be more convenient sources of sugar.

    By borrow a cup of sugar I meant she wants you to fuck her in the ass.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ By borrow a cup of sugar I meant she wants you to fuck her in the ass.

    See?

    I can't read between the lines.

    Whenever there's subtext, I'm lost.

    I might be a world champion autist.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, one of the advantages of the DH invasion to our site means we have a more substantial XX demographic.

    Somebody with ovaries gimme your interpretation.

    I'm applying dude logic here and it's getting me nowhere.
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    Wariat Dark Matter
    well there was this middle aged asian cougar when I used to live in San Francisco with Suzanne Kisting named Nancy Sungyun who would text me all the time but had an apparently (by her work now it seems in self recovery she focuses on) abusive older or her wge boyfriend and we met a few times even but because I lived with asuzanne Kisting who had this dog walker come five times a day and id not want me to bring anyone over depsite me paying half her rent while living only on her living room couch and she herself bringing people over sometimes, nothing happened and she never came over. shes a bitch now though prbably in or past menopause and shunned me clsiming i shouldnt put her on blast in the comments section of youtube or linkedin that she looks good still. not even that she claims.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat well there was this middle aged asian cougar when I used to live in San Francisco with Suzanne Kisting named Nancy Sungyun who would text me all the time but had an apparently (by her work now it seems in self recovery she focuses on) abusive older or her wge boyfriend and we met a few times even but because I lived with asuzanne Kisting who had this dog walker come five times a day and id not want me to bring anyone over depsite me paying half her rent while living only on her living room couch and she herself bringing people over sometimes, nothing happened and she never came over. shes a bitch now though prbably in or past menopause and shunned me clsiming i shouldnt put her on blast in the comments section of youtube or linkedin that she looks good still. not even that she claims.

    Is that my destiny as well?

    Well, shit.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks I love her and she is both my Rosalind and Juliet

    And your Karen???
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox And your Karen???

    Yes, that too.

    And the light of my life, fire of my loins.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    There’s no subtext here, she obviously wants the d. If you don’t know for sure that she’s interested you probably haven’t tried openly flirting with her yet. Just do that and see how she reacts, she’ll probably be into it
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  13. #13
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    She wants to make sure ur home alone pining for her when she gets done having sex w her boyfriend.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox There’s no subtext here, she obviously wants the d. If you don’t know for sure that she’s interested you probably haven’t tried openly flirting with her yet. Just do that and see how she reacts, she’ll probably be into it

    I should probably also mention that we have slept together before.

    It was a couple years ago, though.

    And I can only flirt in person (and while drunk).

    I can't flirt in text messages.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She wants to make sure ur home alone pining for her when she gets done having sex w her boyfriend.

    Fucking dillweed.
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Then invite her over retard
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  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox Then invite her over retard

    She lives like 5 hours away.

    And she said she has a bf.

    And also I'm too much of a pussy to take any real chances.
  18. #18
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No matter your doubts, no matter what she says in contradiction, this woman wants you and that must be your dogma. Probably for sinister purposes, though I'm sure it would be exciting. It's up to you, just don't give up all of your power to a woman. Give up your power to drugs.

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Were you guys friends before the boyfriend? Have you had SEXUAL RELATIONS with her before or was it strictly platonic?

    Did she leave a voicemail? Was it all breathy and sensual?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick No matter your doubts, no matter what she says in contradiction, this woman wants you and that must be your dogma. Probably for sinister purposes, though I'm sure it would be exciting. It's up to you, just don't give up all of your power to a woman. Give up your power to drugs.

    I would willingly surrender all my power for her, but only for her.

    She is my moon, my stars, and my guiding light.
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