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Another RIP thread

  1. 2020-04-15 at 5:42 PM UTC
    #141
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clearly you are unfamiliar with tribal poon.

    Btw look at the length of her neck…it takes YEARS/decades to get the neck that long. If you are unfamiliar with the process they add neck rings to stretch it…1 a year…so to get a neck that long she has to be at least 30.


    I think they also hang from trees for several hours a week.
  2. 2020-04-15 at 5:45 PM UTC
    #142
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think they also hang from trees for several hours a week.

    ita anti lynching mechanism.
  3. 2020-04-15 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #143
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ita anti lynching mechanism.

    People scheduled for the electric chair do the same thing. They stick a fork in the electrical outlet several times a week leading right up to the failed execution.
  4. 2020-04-15 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #144
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I tried the same technique with curtain rings and my willy, I figure by 2037 it should be 7" long.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2020-04-15 at 5:49 PM UTC
    #145
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I tried the same technique with curtain rings and my willy, I figure by 2037 it should be 7" long.

    Careful you don't attach while flaccid and then run into real medical trouble, if you get excited.
  6. 2020-04-15 at 5:52 PM UTC
    #146
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Careful you don't attach while flaccid and then run into real medical trouble, if you get excited.

    True story...I lived with an ER nurse for 5yrs back in England...she'd come home and tell me of the fucked up things she'd seen in ER everyday over dinner.

    One of them was a guy with a curtain ring stuck on his now blackening willy...a more "ouch" one was a guy who pushed one of those christmas tree light bulbs up his penis hole...and then it shattered up there...fucking ouch.
  7. 2020-04-15 at 5:53 PM UTC
    #147
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson True story…I lived with an ER nurse for 5yrs back in England…she'd come home and tell me of the fucked up things she'd seen in ER everyday over dinner.

    One of them was a guy with a curtain ring stuck on his now blackening willy…a more "ouch" one was a guy who pushed one of those christmas tree light bulbs up his penis hole…and then it shattered up there…fucking ouch.

    Or the guy who put a pine cone (highlighter) up his ass the wrong way.
  8. 2020-04-15 at 5:54 PM UTC
    #148
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Careful you dont shit the fuxk up
  9. 2020-04-15 at 5:54 PM UTC
    #149
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just kidding.
  10. 2020-04-15 at 5:58 PM UTC
    #150
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Or the guy who put a pine cone (highlighter) up his ass the wrong way.

    There was a woman who had a (full) jar of pickles in her vag too and couldn't get it out...I wonder if the pickles were ever used after it was.
  11. 2020-04-15 at 6:01 PM UTC
    #151
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by gadzooks So is there some kind of beauty standard where the longer the neck is the hotter the chick?



    Do they sell dick ring extenders that you add to every year?

    Asking for a friend.
  12. 2020-04-15 at 6:02 PM UTC
    #152
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There was a woman who had a (full) jar of pickles in her vag too and couldn't get it out…I wonder if the pickles were ever used after it was.

    I'll bet she couldn't even get the top off.
  13. 2020-04-15 at 6:03 PM UTC
    #153
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'll bet she couldn't even get the top off.

    As long as she got off...
  14. 2020-04-15 at 6:03 PM UTC
    #154
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 Do they sell dick ring extenders that you add to every year?

    Asking for a friend.

    Ask Jig.
  15. 2020-04-15 at 6:11 PM UTC
    #155
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dick ring extenders wouldn't work, because your dick could turn black and fall off if you have a hard on.
  16. 2020-04-15 at 6:13 PM UTC
    #156
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Lying is the best and quickest way to extend your Johnson length.
  17. 2020-04-15 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #157
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lying is the best and quickest way to extend your Johnson length.




    Sounds fishy to me.

    Why does it smell fishy?
  18. 2020-04-15 at 6:18 PM UTC
    #158
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I think I'm going to start wearing a penis extension, and if some chick tries to call me out on it, I will sue her for discrimination.
  19. 2020-04-15 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #159
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I think I'm going to start wearing a penis extension, and if some chick tries to call me out on it, I will sue her for discrimination.

    In small claims court no doubt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. 2020-04-15 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #160
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I think I'm going to start wearing a penis extension, and if some chick tries to call me out on it, I will sue her for discrimination.

    You can borrow my penis if you want.
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