User Controls

Another RIP thread

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Most chicks don't even like long dicks. What they like is fat dicks. Fat, hard, girthy dicks. Like 4 or 5 inches across.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ You can borrow my penis if you want.

    But then I won't feel it...

    Kinda defeats the purpose.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I would return it in pristine condition, though.
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL Most chicks don't even like long dicks. What they like is fat dicks. Fat, hard, girthy dicks. Like 4 or 5 inches across.

    Doesn't have to be a choice, they can have fat and long.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks But then I won't feel it…

    Kinda defeats the purpose.

    He could replicate the sensation on you after the fact.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He could replicate the sensation on you after the fact.

    So basically mmQ fucks me?

    Kinda not even entirely opposed to the idea.
  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    youre not opposed to any such ideas.
  8. I expect Teeheehee will be along shortly to take advantage of that loaner program MMQ has.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks So basically mmQ fucks me?

    Kinda not even entirely opposed to the idea.

    You're the one borrowing his penis.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Wariat youre not opposed to any such ideas.

    You never answered the question of what you would do if a big 250-pound gay guy chased you down and pinned you on the ground.
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I would use the jiu jitsu moves zi just posted the demo or in another thread and pull guard.
  12. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ You can borrow my penis if you want.




    I am beginning to realize what a dick you are.

    Thanks for pointing it out to me.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Wariat I would use the jiu jitsu moves zi just posted the demo or in another thread and pull guard.

    Shut up, Paedophile.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    triple threat is boring, selfish, naive and stupid. I skimmed the response and found it too dumb pointless and boring to even bother quoting.

    boring and should not be addressed. Typical clueless mentally delayed attention whore.

    "hey guys I dont think about stuff but heres what I think"

    Anyways I would like to try to make something permanent for the people we have lost. It would be awesome if Lanny would allow a cemetary or "40 pouring curb" for members we have lost.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo triple threat is boring, selfish, naive and stupid. I skimmed the response and found it too dumb pointless and boring to even bother quoting.

    boring and should not be addressed. Typical clueless mentally delayed attention whore.

    "hey guys I dont think about stuff but heres what I think"

    Anyways I would like to try to make something permanent for the people we have lost. It would be awesome if Lanny would allow a cemetary or "40 pouring curb" for members we have lost.

    Wow...

    Aaaanway I think Triple Threat to be lovely.

    X
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Sudo triple threat is boring, selfish, naive and stupid. I skimmed the response and found it too dumb pointless and boring to even bother quoting.

    boring and should not be addressed. Typical clueless mentally delayed attention whore.

    "hey guys I dont think about stuff but heres what I think"

    Anyways I would like to try to make something permanent for the people we have lost. It would be awesome if Lanny would allow a cemetary or "40 pouring curb" for members we have lost.

    Too boring to address, yet addressed on no less than 2 occasion in this thread. Praise be 🙌

    Oh Sudo, you flatter me ☺
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My dick curves to the left. Its long and thick. Ive had so many asses mouths and pussys get so torn up that they are just bleeding blood lots of it.

    Lol i gave this one girl xtc and did her up the crapper and she passed out and had a seizure LMFAO. Her friend ran into my room seeing her friend convulsing. And was yelling at me what did you do to her!
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You never answered the question of what you would do if a big 250-pound gay guy chased you down and pinned you on the ground.

    He would judo his way out to preserve his booty hole!
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So when is the last time anyone posted a random image in this thread? Or did you all just derail this thread en masse?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    i never miss a junkie
Jump to Top