Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of Corona virus...

1. 2020-04-14 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #21
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Really, what does it all gain a person laying on their deathbed, though, eh? That's why I always have to laugh when I see these old, pathetic fucks who suddenly "find Jesus", but only once they're actually looking into the gates of the Hell they earned.

   
   Settle down.
   
   We're all just trying to have a good time.
   
   Also, what if Jesus is a false idol?
   
   There's this one really obscure religion born of a small African tribe that is actually the right religion.
   
   And I'm not going to tell anyone about it because I don't want the afterlife to be too crowded.
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2. 2020-04-14 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Settle down.

   
   *sits*
3. 2020-04-14 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
   That's a feel good story of the year. Bastard was likely a pedo anyway.
4. 2020-04-14 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   He was white, right? It's news and disgusting when whites do something like this, but how many Rabbis and Imams have died from ignoring the quarantine like this, and instead of being morons who got what they deserve they're regarded as poor victims somehow?
   
   https://www.timesofisrael.com/yaakov-perlow-leading-ultra-orthodox-rabbi-in-us-dies-of-coronavirus-at-89/
   https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-04-07/ultra-orthodox-jedis-hit-disproportionately-hard-in-israels-coronavirus-outbreak
   https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-51988694
   
   When you single out one group for criticism for doing what a bunch of other groups are doing, what does that make you? A self hating weak huwhite?
5. 2020-04-14 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #25
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Absolute dillweed.

   
   its out of character for you to make a personal attack, zooks. Usually you graciously stick to content-related criticisms. Have i pressed a hot button of urs?👍
6. 2020-04-14 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung its out of character for you to make a personal attack, zooks. Usually you graciously stick to content-related criticisms. Have i pressed a hot button of urs?👍

   
   Being an agnostic is kinda the gayest thing ever.
   
   Shit or get off the pot.
7. 2020-04-14 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks Being an agnostic is kinda the gayest thing ever.
   
   Shit or get off the pot.

   
   I disagree. Both other choices are shitting in the pot, equally.
8. 2020-04-14 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #28
   Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
   There is no God up in the sky
   Tonight
   No sign of heaven
   Anywhere in sight
9. 2020-04-14 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country He was white, right?

   
   No
   
   
10. 2020-04-14 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I disagree. Both other choices are shitting in the pot, equally.

    
    Ah yes, Heisenberg’s toilet principle
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11. 2020-04-14 at 10 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    RETRIBUTION
12. 2020-04-14 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It says in the story he was already having fever and sweats, so he probably had another serious illness he died of. Either that or he was offed by the feds.
13. 2020-04-14 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    you shouldn't yell so much woman. i would have listened(not heard) you the first time. like god damn.
14. 2020-04-14 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #34
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fox Ah yes, Heisenberg’s toilet principle

    
    Shit in one hand, shit in the other.
15. 2020-04-14 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It says in the story he was already having fever and sweats, so he probably had another serious illness he died of. Either that or he was offed by the feds.

    
    What a pathetic existence you live. Imagine going through life believing anything and everything is a god damn conspiracy. I pity you
16. 2020-04-14 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

    Originally posted by mmQ Shit in one hand, shit in the other.

    
    and the hand coming out of your ass....thats mine with shit and pure jelly beans on it too.
17. 2020-04-14 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox What a pathetic existence you live. Imagine going through life believing anything and everything is a god damn conspiracy. I pity you

    
    Do you have any idea what the odds are of the one guy who openly and vehemently defied the Order on national television dying of the virus?
18. 2020-04-14 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Do you have any idea what the odds are of the one guy who openly and vehemently defied the Order on national television dying of the virus?

    
    1:1 apparently
19. 2020-04-14 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox 1:1 apparently

    
    It would be in the millions.
20. 2020-04-14 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It would be in the millions.

    
    1,000,000:1,000,000