2020-04-14 at 5:22 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Really, what does it all gain a person laying on their deathbed, though, eh? That's why I always have to laugh when I see these old, pathetic fucks who suddenly "find Jesus", but only once they're actually looking into the gates of the Hell they earned.
Settle down.
We're all just trying to have a good time.
Also, what if Jesus is a false idol?
There's this one really obscure religion born of a small African tribe that is
actually the right religion.
And I'm not going to tell anyone about it because I don't want the afterlife to be too crowded.
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2020-04-14 at 6:36 PM UTC
That's a feel good story of the year. Bastard was likely a pedo anyway.
2020-04-14 at 8:23 PM UTC
There is no God up in the sky
Tonight
No sign of heaven
Anywhere in sight
2020-04-14 at 9:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I disagree. Both other choices are shitting in the pot, equally.
Ah yes, Heisenberg’s toilet principle
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2020-04-14 at 10:03 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It says in the story he was already having fever and sweats, so he probably had another serious illness he died of. Either that or he was offed by the feds.
2020-04-14 at 10:05 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
you shouldn't yell so much woman. i would have listened(not heard) you the first time. like god damn.