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Learning Real Ninjitsu possible?

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Any of you ever attempted it? how difficult do you think it would be and how long would it take? I mean the rela stuff. and do you know an online course aboit it that could teach it in the same time frame Anna Spysz lewrned to code via an online course?
  2. #2
    stfu spazz
  3. #3
    Ninjutsu is not real you naruto watching faggot. It’s a mystic art. This like asking if Real Shamanism is possible. Kill yourself
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    play shinobi on sega genesis and youll see how resl it is or read the sncient scrolls thst exist in the land of the rising sun.
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the old chronicles and scrolls talk about emperors using their services in the feudal past.
  6. #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Any of you ever attempted it? how difficult do you think it would be and how long would it take? I mean the rela stuff.

    I too wanted to be a real life ninja and master the secrets of real ultimate power.

    Then I turned 16.

    https://www.realultimatepower.net/
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Wariat the old chronicles and scrolls talk about emperors using their services in the feudal past.

    Ninjas were actual historical assassins. No one is disputing this. There’s a bunch of records confirming their existence. But “ninjutsu” is a fake mystical practice whereby it’s practitioners are said to be able to scale vertical walls and make themselves invisible. It’s all nonsense, probably disinformation they spread themselves as a form of psychological warfare. Real ninjutsu isn’t about mythical techniques and martial arts, it’s about survival and guerilla warfare, which is not hidden knowledge.
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they still had to have specialized skills and weapons no one outside their clans knew. this is documented they used ninja stars and powder for instance not just a myth.
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    this video was just posted 14 hrs ago and shows off some of their skills and abilities well:

  10. #10
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Its turtle time
  11. #11
    That’s not something you need to learn ninjutsu to know. That’s basic chemistry. You wanna learn real ninjutsu shit, read the Unabomber manifesto
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im sure modern parkour is similar to some of the skills they had to learn back in the dwy to be bale to scale roofs and shit.
  13. #13
    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

  14. #14
    google "ashida kim" he's your speed
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shep Proudfoot stfu spazz

    i like spazz

  16. #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    Wariat: The Parkour Chronicles.
  17. #17
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    wtf? he wants to rape kid chink corona virus ninjas to impregnant now? this nigga is so bizarre. some shit yo asses can't script.
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