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What does it mean when a gal calls you multiple times in the middle of the night?

  1. 2020-04-14 at 6:05 PM UTC
    #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala Were you guys friends before the boyfriend? Have you had SEXUAL RELATIONS with her before or was it strictly platonic?

    Did she leave a voicemail? Was it all breathy and sensual?

    We actually [strike]fucked[/strike] made Holy Communion a bunch of times back in the day.

    And no voicemail.

    She's actually over a decade younger than me, too.

    Her generation don't talk into their handheld communication devices all that much.
  2. 2020-04-14 at 6:06 PM UTC
    #22
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks We actually [strike]fucked[/strike] made Holy Communion a bunch of times back in the day.

    And no voicemail.

    She's actually over a decade younger than me, too.

    Her generation don't talk into their handheld communication devices all that much.

    Oh wait, this is THAT girl? You need to kill the boyfriend and profess your undying love.
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  3. 2020-04-14 at 6:07 PM UTC
    #23
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks She lives like 5 hours away.

    And she said she has a bf.

    And also I'm too much of a pussy to take any real chances.

    3 towns over is a 5 hours drive??? Fucks sake. Where do you live, Nebraska
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  4. 2020-04-14 at 6:08 PM UTC
    #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox 3 towns over is a 5 hours drive??? Fucks sake. Where do you live, Nebraska

    There's also a body of water between us.

    She lives on an island.
  5. 2020-04-14 at 6:08 PM UTC
    #25
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick No matter your doubts, no matter what she says in contradiction, this woman wants you

    ....are you telling this man to rape her
  6. 2020-04-14 at 6:13 PM UTC
    #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She sounds on par with Zanick's Karen. Are we sure this isnt the same girl?
  7. 2020-04-14 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #27
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I would willingly surrender all my power for her, but only for her.

    She is my moon, my stars, and my guiding light.

    It must be an intoxicating feeling, knowing that a man would surrender at your whim. Are you sure she's above teasing that impulse?

  8. 2020-04-14 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #28
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox ….are you telling this man to rape her

    No, I explicitly said she wants it. Though, to be clear, I was speaking the language of desire. If anything, she’ll rape him.

  9. 2020-04-14 at 6:16 PM UTC
    #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick It must be an intoxicating feeling, knowing that a man would surrender at your whim. Are you sure she's above teasing that impulse?

    I tend to elevate her to a moral standard entirely separate from mere mortals, so I don't imagine that she would do such a thing.

    But I have to admit that it's a possibility.

    I would die a thousand deaths if I were to discover that to be the case.
  10. 2020-04-14 at 6:17 PM UTC
    #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Usually means she wants your wiener.
  11. 2020-04-14 at 6:18 PM UTC
    #31
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I tend to elevate her to a moral standard entirely separate from mere mortals, so I don't imagine that she would do such a thing.

    But I have to admit that it's a possibility.

    I would die a thousand deaths if I were to discover that to be the case.

    The first thing you must remember about a goddess is that, above all else, she is reliably cruel. If this is a possibility, you must reckon with it inevitably.

  12. 2020-04-14 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick No, I explicitly said she wants it. Though, to be clear, I was speaking the language of desire. If anything, she’ll rape him.

    “But your honor, she wanted it”
  13. 2020-04-14 at 6:21 PM UTC
    #33
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox “But your honor, she wanted it”

    Cynics like you are why I don't make love without my attorney present.

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  14. 2020-04-14 at 6:22 PM UTC
    #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I tend to elevate her to a moral standard entirely separate from mere mortals, so I don't imagine that she would do such a thing.

    But I have to admit that it's a possibility.

    I would die a thousand deaths if I were to discover that to be the case.

    Lol. Pull it together DARREN
  15. 2020-04-14 at 6:36 PM UTC
    #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Maybe I should just drunk call her?

    I'm drunk right now so I could.

    But I probably shouldn't.

    I have to hold myself to a higher standard because of the age discrepancy.

    It's kinda borderline noncey as it is.
  16. 2020-04-14 at 6:40 PM UTC
    #36
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Give me her number and I will ask her what she wants
    It will be like you got people
  17. 2020-04-14 at 6:42 PM UTC
    #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Give me her number and I will ask her what she wants
    It will be like you got people

    I could never do that.

    Also, her phone number is actually unpronouncable by human lips.

    To utter it would invoke the end of times.
  18. 2020-04-14 at 6:43 PM UTC
    #38
    Technologist victim of incest
    She drunk dialed you.
  19. 2020-04-14 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Maybe I should just drunk call her?

    I'm drunk right now so I could.

    But I probably shouldn't.

    I have to hold myself to a higher standard because of the age discrepancy.

    It's kinda borderline noncey as it is.

    Drunk calling at 3 in the afternoon is not a good look man
  20. 2020-04-14 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I mean, it never is but that makes it worse
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