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  1. I got my phone for free, took out a contract and then cancelled the direct debit straight away. Their fault for giving me a damn contract
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  2. I wanna be a robot
  3. Originally posted by Malice Just got done playing Face Your Fear Your Fears. The headset got really steamy during the clown story and I noped out of there afterward. Man, that is not my idea of fun. Dolls coming to life was actually one of my fears as a child. Didn't help that I was on my bed in a setup that felt similar to the one in the game.

    Hahahaha.... You fucking pussy boy.
  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Still want that HP phone, snap snap?

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/02/all-new-smartphones-run-ios-android/
  5. I quite liked my Windows phone I had a year or 2 ago. It was cheap and broke pretty quick, but I liked it
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just popped my VR porn cherry with this free clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculusnsfw/comments/4qnk4x/wankzvr_shut_the_door_and_grab_your_dick_mia/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=browse&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=oculusnsfw

    As others have consistently said, this is the future, nothing else even comes close. I may never view 2D porn again.

    Pretty easy to do as well, just put the video file in the movies folder of your phone and then it'll show up in Samsung VR.

    Going to download a full film now for...research.
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  7. You should get a fleshlight and some warming lube and it'll be almost like the real thing
  8. Originally posted by Malice Just popped my VR porn cherry with this free clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculusnsfw/comments/4qnk4x/wankzvr_shut_the_door_and_grab_your_dick_mia/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=browse&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=oculusnsfw

    As others have consistently said, this is the future, nothing else even comes close. I may never view 2D porn again.

    Pretty easy to do as well, just put the video file in the movies folder of your phone and then it'll show up in Samsung VR.

    Going to download a full film now for…research.

    The comments on that post are giving me AIDS
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Guided Meditation VR is free and it's pretty good. Genuinely relaxing. It also has a heart rate monitor feature, which can be surprisingly accurate, so you can see any difference before and after.
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by snab_snib that's not true. i'm smarter than all of you

    Lol, no.
  11. Originally posted by Sophie Lol, no.

    Well he definitely thinks he is.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Well he definitely thinks he is.

    Yeah dumb people often think they're the smartest. It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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  13. Originally posted by Sophie Yeah dumb people often think they're the smartest. It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect.

    Exactly. Everyone knows I'm the most intelligent person on this site
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Exactly. Everyone knows I'm the most intelligent person on this site

    Ho, ho, ho!
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Just popped my VR porn cherry with this free clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculusnsfw/comments/4qnk4x/wankzvr_shut_the_door_and_grab_your_dick_mia/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=browse&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=oculusnsfw

    As others have consistently said, this is the future, nothing else even comes close. I may never view 2D porn again.

    Pretty easy to do as well, just put the video file in the movies folder of your phone and then it'll show up in Samsung VR.

    Going to download a full film now for…research.

    My nigga, now you can pay for access to a library of VR blowjob "recordings." Through a connected fleshlight, you can buy blowjobs that were recorded on a bionic dick.

    I believe there's even a Smell-o-VR thing that let's you sniff stanky drawws.

    The future's pretty amazing...and pretty nasty, too.
  16. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    PHABLETS ARE FOR PHAGGOTTS.
  17. VR + meth would be unreal.

    When I'm high enough I already feel like im in the movie, I can't even imagine.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump VR + meth would be unreal.

    When I'm high enough I already feel like im in the movie, I can't even imagine.

    VR + 3D printing

    Imagine the potential of VR as a productivity platform. With proper innovation it could become the new face of industry.

    All these articles that I read that speculate how badly VR could fail drive me nuts. VR and AR are the next step after the smart phone, and mass adoption will increase as the price decreases enough to allow it.
  19. Originally posted by HampTheToker My nigga, now you can pay for access to a library of VR blowjob "recordings." Through a connected fleshlight, you can buy blowjobs that were recorded on a bionic dick.

    I believe there's even a Smell-o-VR thing that let's you sniff stanky drawws.

    The future's pretty amazing…and pretty nasty, too.

    How much is the cost for the best version of this blowjob thing?
  20. $10 from a crack whore
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