How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2020-04-13 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #6981
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Cash wont be worth anything other than to wipe your ass one when shit hits the fan (well I supposed you could use it to clean the fan too)
2. 2020-04-13 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #6982
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   nigga's gonna have to break up the bling into single links for cash trades
3. 2020-04-13 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #6983
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT nigga's gonna have to break up the bling into single links for cash trades

   
   "I'll give you 3 links in exchange for your hor of a daughter"
   
   "...make it 4 and we'll talk."
4. 2020-04-13 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #6984
   

   tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
   I'll give you a dollar tomorrow for a burger today
5. 2020-04-13 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #6985
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t I'll give you a dollar tomorrow for a burger today

   
   I remember when BK whopper burgers were 99 cents each, when I first came to the US and was dirt poor...We'd buy 20 of those fuckers, stick em in the fridge and live on them for a week.
6. 2020-04-13 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #6986
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cash wont be worth anything other than to wipe your ass one when shit hits the fan (well I supposed you could use it to clean the fan too)

   
   I've decided it will rule everything. The internet and "e-money" will all get shut down and meaningless. Paper and coin will rule.
7. 2020-04-13 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #6987
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I've decided it will rule everything. The internet and "e-money" will all get shut down and meaningless. Paper and coin will rule.

   
   "Please sir my family haven't eaten for a week, would you trade me that chicken for these shiny pieces of alloy or 2 of these pieces of paper"
   
   "No but give me 30 mins with your daughter and the chicken is yours...or 45 mins with your son, your choice"
8. 2020-04-13 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #6988
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Please sir my family haven't eaten for a week, would you trade me that chicken for these shiny pieces of alloy or 2 of these pieces of paper"
   
   "No but give me 30 mins with your daughter and the chicken is yours…or 45 mins with your son, your choice"

   
   Yeah, both of those, exactly. Just like it is now. :)
9. 2020-04-13 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #6989
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   full 😙
10. 2020-04-13 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #6990
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ingeniously resourceful and creative...💝
11. 2020-04-13 at 10:41 PM UTC

    #6991
    WellHung Black Hole
    bored out of my mind
12. 2020-04-13 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #6992
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung bored out of my mind

13. 2020-04-13 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #6993
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by WellHung bored out of my mind

14. 2020-04-13 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #6994
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I feel just ok.
    
    I just got my first unemployment payment I've ever received in me loife and I feel sort of weird and guilty for just getting money for nothing.
    
    Obviously I'm not saying I don't like it and wont utilize it, its just.. different. "Here is free money you didnt earn."
    
    Why thank you. Thank you very much.
15. 2020-04-14 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #6995
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ I feel just ok.
    
    I just got my first unemployment payment I've ever received in me loife and I feel sort of weird and guilty for just getting money for nothing.
    
    Obviously I'm not saying I don't like it and wont utilize it, its just.. different. "Here is free money you didnt earn."
    
    Why thank you. Thank you very much.

    
    Unemployment ain't free money. You paid every cent, or will.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
16. 2020-04-14 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #6996
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    consider how much money you've given mr. taxman over the years you've been working
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
17. 2020-04-14 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #6997
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    It’s cold out there and the wind is wild. I don’t wanna ho take temperatures tonight. But I must. No more for 2 weeks!
18. 2020-04-14 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #6998
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ORACLE Unemployment ain't free money. You paid every cent, or will.

    
    Well, right. You know what I mean. It just gave me a weird tingly feeling. Obviously my 20 years of paying taxes should count for something.
19. 2020-04-14 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #6999
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace is that the scoop?

    
    The scoop is worth a 1.50
20. 2020-04-14 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #7000
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    still feeling like dogshit 7000