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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Are you friends with The Vid?

    Depends on what I get if I am .. who’s the vid though?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Stopffs Depends on what I get if I am .. who’s the vid though?

    The ghastly figure that sneaks into houses at night and slaps your butthole.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ The ghastly figure that sneaks into houses at night and slaps your butthole.


    Oh great .. is that why my dog woke up at 2:00 am last night barking, going apeshit? What exactly does this have to do with candy corn and peeps?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Stopffs Oh great .. is that why my dog woke up at 2:00 am last night barking, going apeshit? What exactly does this have to do with candy corn and peeps?

    Does your asshole feel sore today? If not, you're fine, doge was barking at unrelated shit like you neglecting him all day and he wanted a treat.

    The Vid is just lowkey friends with the Easter Bunny. I guess you were lying about being the Easter Bunny otherwise you'd already know that.

    The Toothfairy is laughing at all of us.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny inferior asian alcohol metabolism lol

    https://www.licorea.com/ballantines-45-litros-p-2745.html?language=en
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Does your asshole feel sore today? If not, you're fine, doge was barking at unrelated shit like you neglecting him all day and he wanted a treat.

    The Vid is just lowkey friends with the Easter Bunny. I guess you were lying about being the Easter Bunny otherwise you'd already know that.

    The Toothfairy is laughing at all of us.

    You clearly got the Easter Bunny mixed up with tooth fairy.

    Do I strike you as someone who would neglect my dog? You wanta see him ?
  7. Yeah I day drink. But I'm drinking WaLter!!! Lololol
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Stopffs You clearly got the Easter Bunny mixed up with tooth fairy.

    Do I strike you as someone who would neglect my dog? You wanta see him ?

    No.
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    1 am
  10. Originally posted by aldra https://www.licorea.com/ballantines-45-litros-p-2745.html?language=en

    i wish.
  11. Today’s drink: Side Step

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Today’s drink: Side Step


    Cringe step. :)

    Take a picture of you and Lanny smiling together.
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you should get drunk and analyze my gay porn after drinking vs being sober.
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  14. Fuck your step.

    No! to both comments
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Wariat you should get drunk and analyze my gay porn after drinking vs being sober.

    Good pelvic thrusting and angle of penetration but not enough ball dangle or cock worship. 6/10
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  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its art disco elyssium washed out style. very few can do it.
  17. Lanny is a pro at art disco cock worship.
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