teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

1. 2017-02-16 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #761
   cerakote African Astronaut
   cwes of what
   
2. 2017-02-16 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #762
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Juggling balls
3. 2017-02-16 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #763
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B2C1HNJU4A
4. 2017-02-16 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #764
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Apparently they're going to release flying drone taxis in July in Dubai this year. I thought it would be something different, but see the video for yourself: http://www.wsj.com/video/flying-drone-taxis-could-take-off-in-dubai/F329FEAC-2366-4796-9205-72C0344F17D0.html
   
   What a time to be alive. Praise be to capitalism! That looks so fucking cool, and it seems ridiculously small. Flying in one over a major city like Dubai must be exhilarating.

   
   Not a drone, its a quadcopter.
5. 2017-02-16 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #765
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Saudi Arabia have accidentally shot down a predator drone, lel
6. 2017-02-16 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #766
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   This bombed obviously,but that tends to happen when you add smack to the equation.
   Produced by the TomTom Club with well documented band implosion stories.
   I bought it at the time,and there are three or four gems on here including this one.
   Oh,and like all of their albums this sounds much better when you're out of it.
   They bloody well were when they recorded it.
   Just don't add smack.
7. 2017-02-16 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #767
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i eat pure codenes stolen from hospitalse and old ppl homes
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-02-16 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #768
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've also thought about getting a carer job just to switch their meds with regularly paracetamol or some shit. I'll take their strong opiates or benzos or whatever and replace them with something mostly inert and let the placebo effect do its job.
   
   I don't know if this is immoral or wrong tho. They're old and guna die soon anyway, so eh, it's morally neutral at worst
9. 2017-02-16 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #769
   cerakote African Astronaut
   My grandpa probably had so much fucking medicine but he was also living on the property with my uncle who probably got them
10. 2017-02-16 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #770
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    3 yrs of trainign to be a nurse wen dhc is 50p a pill in bulk wtf
11. 2017-02-16 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #771
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah nigga just be one of those home carers, it's like a 2 hour induction and you're set. The job centre tried making me do it a couple weeks ago.
    
    Why pay 50p a pill when you can be paid to acquire from old dementia sufferers
12. 2017-02-16 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #772
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    u dont get drug keys fucing nood u sit around drinking tea trying to do as fuc all as possible cuz ur on min wage on shitey job adn trying to find new places to take a nap wifout getting cought wen ur superviser comes round at random times
13. 2017-02-16 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #773
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But surely they have a cupboard full of meds. Every old person has a cupboard full of goodies they may or may not need
14. 2017-02-16 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #774
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Someone I knows mum got arrested for stealing from some old boy when she was a carer lol. Got caught on CCTV. I lol’d. Now if the fucker ever tries to take the moral high ground on me again I'm just guna show him the video
15. 2017-02-16 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #775
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject But surely they have a cupboard full of meds. Every old person has a cupboard full of goodies they may or may not need

    
    for all of the medicine cabinet raiders out there, can you give a list of stuff thats generally worth taking
    
    i know to take the amphetamines and opiates but what else is there of value? compound and brand name please
16. 2017-02-16 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #776
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Zopiclone, old people love sleeping pills.
17. 2017-02-16 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #777
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Prilosec and men's once-a-day vitamins.
18. 2017-02-16 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #778
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Damn all these sober people asking me for amphetamine
19. 2017-02-16 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #779
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    oooo u not mean from a old ppls home u mean from a old ppls house
20. 2017-02-16 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #780
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    if sum1` wonts "estasty cristalz" buyt dont no shit about the mandy ist it bad to sale it them i toled him 10 - 20 doses of a grann so he not die strait away buyt once he take a bit he will redose to infinities