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Thinking about going back to college

  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    back to school, back to school, to show my dear momma that im not a fool...
  2. #42
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You don't need an attorney to get your record expunged. Just donate $25 to the RNC and then write a letter to your governor and ask for a full pardon.
  3. #43
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    just talk to putin or the peoples republic of china.
  4. #44
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    We’ve had our differences, you and I, but I think you might be making the best decision of your life. I don’t like admitting this aloud, but I’ve seen the stuff you write, just for play, and I think it’s clever. Clearly, you’re bright, and if you apply yourself, I think you can be successful. It really wouldn’t come as a surprise to see you working in a competitive field or owning a business within five years of graduation. It won’t be easy, but with a little work ethic coupled with your natural aptitude, graduate programs could also be on the horizon.

    But you can’t, under any circumstances, let your father pay for any of this. Tell his bullshit attorney you don’t want to be conned into bondage. Do you know what kind of help the estranged family gives to their already-independent son, with a mind of his own? It’s a guaranteed trap, and he’ll own you forever if you allow him to grace you with his false charity. He’s shit on you before, dude, and now he’s trying to hoover you. You don’t need him, and I believe you’ve already proven that to yourself. If you’ve ever felt that your parents are overly critical of your choices, just wait until you tell them about your major. Trust me, they will assert a claim to it on the basis of their contribution. All parents who think they know better than their wayward children are the same: this is just your asshole father getting his foot in the door for the last time. You’ve got to slam it shut and change the locks before you move into the dormitory, where you’ll be free of anybody’s burdensome lectures or expectations of you.

    Now, you’re going to want to take out loans: public and private. Do not let your parents cosign; they’ll manage to wrap a leash around your neck and yank until you die. Since you won’t have their help, PM me if you need guidance in understanding the very complicated application process. I can make it easy for you if you want help applying for additional loans that most students don’t know about. In an afternoon, I can get you refunds that exceed your paychecks for the semester. And there are additional loan options for former military, especially. They have access to loans that aren’t offered to the general population. Thanks for your service, by the way. We’re going to get the funding you deserve for the education you’ve always been capable of.

    Bill Krozby, I’m really excited to see you turn the page on a new chapter in your life, and oddly, I’m here for you every step of the way. Let me know if you want to vandalize the home of your father’s attorney, and I’ll make sure you don’t get in trouble. A criminal record could potentially be harmful toward your commitment to your academics. And remember, your parents don’t understand your life and what they masquerade as philanthropy is really oppression according to design, only wearing a tasteful garment.

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  5. #45
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I like what this man says. wise man to listen to Bill Krozby.
  6. #46
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    well wiser than so eone who calle himself star trek haha.
  7. #47
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat well wiser than so eone who calle himself star trek haha.

    What, take out loans as opposed to let your parents pay for your education?

    That's shit advice.

    Wario, don't you live on your mom's dime?
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  8. #48
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Either way works but why rely on some of many who won't do it for you due to you not being born a female a gay or a minority like some people here advocate?
  9. #49
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat Either way works but why rely on some of many who won't do it for you due to you not being born a female a gay or a minority like some people here advocate?

    ...or a pedo. Is being a pedo not also a sexual minority?
  10. #50
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Learn how to fix cars and make bank.
    You can Google Anything!!!!
  11. #51
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I'm not a pedo star trek. You can call me anx pdo if you wish or if that makes you feel better or superior like Anna spyws feels about everyone lol while being a fake, a phony...
  12. #52
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I wonder how you feel when normies all you a fag or bi star trek?
  13. #53
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat I'm not a pedo star trek. You can call me and a peod if you wish or if that makes you feel better or superior like Anna spyws feels about everyone lol while being a fake, a phony…

    Except that you are a pedo.

    A tried and convicted pedo.

    There is nothing that can take that away from you.

    And me and Anna Spysz have our own experience.
  14. #54
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat I wonder how you feel when normies all you a fag or bi star trek?

    It feels fucking fine tbqh.
  15. #55
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun You don't need an attorney to get your record expunged. Just donate $25 to the RNC and then write a letter to your governor and ask for a full pardon.

    I don't know if that would work but I do know darin bush and he works for the rnc here.
  16. #56
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    You need to be educated and look up the definition of a pedo you bisexual prostitute loving faggot. It's not someone who finds anything other than pre menstrual cycles people attractive or puberty but of course being how ignorant you are you won't get it. Bt of use you'll side with oiers and ops and media over me.
  17. #57
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Do I really need to look google up and educate your fwggot mind star ttek?
  18. #58
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Look up the meaning of opportunistic offender be pedophile star trek also look-up the messing of ex offender or ex con or someone whose testes have changed like polanskis.
  19. #59
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    People's tastes change over then yes star trek just like yours. At first you were high maintenance now you fuck anything including trannies and 60 yr old ladies for instance. Tastes change.
  20. #60
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick We’ve had our differences, you and I, but I think you might be making the best decision of your life. I don’t like admitting this aloud, but I’ve seen the stuff you write, just for play, and I think it’s clever. Clearly, you’re bright, and if you apply yourself, I think you can be successful. It really wouldn’t come as a surprise to see you working in a competitive field or owning a business within five years of graduation. It won’t be easy, but with a little work ethic coupled with your natural aptitude, graduate programs could also be on the horizon.

    But you can’t, under any circumstances, let your father pay for any of this. Tell his bullshit attorney you don’t want to be conned into bondage. Do you know what kind of help the estranged family gives to their already-independent son, with a mind of his own? It’s a guaranteed trap, and he’ll own you forever if you allow him to grace you with his false charity. He’s shit on you before, dude, and now he’s trying to hoover you. You don’t need him, and I believe you’ve already proven that to yourself. If you’ve ever felt that your parents are overly critical of your choices, just wait until you tell them about your major. Trust me, they will assert a claim to it on the basis of their contribution. All parents who think they know better than their wayward children are the same: this is just your asshole father getting his foot in the door for the last time. You’ve got to slam it shut and change the locks before you move into the dormitory, where you’ll be free of anybody’s burdensome lectures or expectations of you.

    Now, you’re going to want to take out loans: public and private. Do not let your parents cosign; they’ll manage to wrap a leash around your neck and yank until you die. Since you won’t have their help, PM me if you need guidance in understanding the very complicated application process. I can make it easy for you if you want help applying for additional loans that most students don’t know about. In an afternoon, I can get you refunds that exceed your paychecks for the semester. And there are additional loan options for former military, especially. They have access to loans that aren’t offered to the general population. Thanks for your service, by the way. We’re going to get the funding you deserve for the education you’ve always been capable of.

    Bill Krozby, I’m really excited to see you turn the page on a new chapter in your life, and oddly, I’m here for you every step of the way. Let me know if you want to vandalize the home of your father’s attorney, and I’ll make sure you don’t get in trouble. A criminal record could potentially be harmful toward your commitment to your academics. And remember, your parents don’t understand your life and what they masquerade as philanthropy is really oppression according to design, only wearing a tasteful garment.

    I don't trust you at all.
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