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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    IIRC expiration dates tend to be pretty inaccurate. Here in the US the FDA admitted that food was generally good considerably longer than the expiration date and there was no need to throw it out. I can only imagine the level of waste that statist institution caused.
  2. Yar beer doesn't really go out of date, it's only 3 or 4 weeks past anyway so it's fine, I've drank much more out of date beer before. Dates are bullshit, you have to look and smell to decide if it's good or not
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    old beer tastes pretty crappy though.
  4. Yea, but, alcohol. I'm fast running out of weed
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh lawd it's hot. Fucking indian summers (End of summer is the hottest period). 93F/34C here. Thank god I can just stay indoors naked all day with a fan pointed in my direction.
  6. Nah the nights are the best when it cools down and you can just chill outside, and cos it's getting dark early now you don't have to wait too long to look at the stars. I spend a significant portion of the night just getting stoned outside and looking at the sky
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you ever seen a flying saucer? Serious question. I saw one once, and it was fucking cool! I'd love to know more about it (not assuming it's extraterrestrials), particularly due to the odd way it was moving and lack of any apparent propulsion system. Hmm, I wonder what possibilities would be unlocked if that level of gravitational manipulation were possible...
  8. I once spoke to aliens. They told me I was a chosen one for them to watch over as they study humans. Said they wouldn't directly interfere but would make sure everything was "ok". And I have to say, since then everything has worked out so its at least been neutral, if not for the best. I often look up and thank them. True story
  9. Have you ever seen a flying saucer? Serious question. I saw one once, and it was fucking cool! I'd love to know more about it (not assuming it's extraterrestrials), particularly due to the odd way it was moving and lack of any apparent propulsion system. Hmm, I wonder what possibilities would be unlocked if that level of gravitational manipulation were possible…


    We'd have a bunch of shit that could float around in the air like in sci-fi movies. It'd be tyte.
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    1` time i wos fiking stonide of hash amnd went to my garden and look up and seen all lites movin in de sky so i put my middle finger at thm and than whent and pointed my air rifle in the sky and sed fuk off

  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    1` time i wos stone of hash and went out sid and seen all lite movin in the sky so i did a middel finger to it and ran and got my air rifle ant pointed it up and sed fuk u

  12. bling bling Dark Matter
    i wne stone of hash and i went outsid and ther was a lite movin in da sky so i did a middel finger and got my air rifel then pointed it up and sed fuk u

  13. IIRC expiration dates tend to be pretty inaccurate. Here in the US the FDA admitted that food was generally good considerably longer than the expiration date and there was no need to throw it out. I can only imagine the level of waste that statist institution caused.

    It also caused the problem of people not knowing when stuff *actually* goes bad. Seriously, if you don't smell your milk right when you open it, it's fine.
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  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What is this witchcraft?
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    welcome2watchlist

    it's a list of all the project codes taken from snowden's (and others') NSA leaks - many we have no information about, just references to it in documentation
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Let me just take this opportunity to spontaneously express how much I love our federal government and my undying respect in their diligent efforts in keeping us all save. Thank you FBI, CIA, and other betabet agencies.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Well met NSA, you can call me the APT.
  19. Let me just take this opportunity to spontaneously express how much I love our federal government and my undying respect in their diligent efforts in keeping us all save. Thank you FBI, CIA, and other betabet agencies.

    This

    And give my motherfucking rifle back you pussies
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    OH IF I COULD WALK WITH THE ANIMALS, TALK WITH THE ANIMALS, GRUNT AND SQUEEK AND SQUAWK WITH THE ANIMALS!

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