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Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?

  1. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Hey know it all.. It was someone from the research center I had a conversation with, that said it was circulating a possible hack in the systems files was creating this. especially after the second design. Some people say, they never redesigned but just lied about doing so.. but in fact, they didn't get to replace everyone's batteries in time.. the person didn't go more into it than that, but said they used an older type of battery using original metals (ore?) to prevent it from happening again.. but it happened again. the company is near google's HQ campus. and the person I spoke to was a research scientist. It's nothing to do with Alex Jones. that guy is probably CIA himself,

    LUL

    and you're a paid government troll

    If I could get paid to troll nubs online, I would come right the fuck out of retirement.
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  2. Originally posted by Lanny holy fuck what even is this thread?

    I assume it was established that phablets are stupid in the first few pages and then someone spammed shit for 8 more because there's no way there's that much to say about oversized phones

    Not sure if you mean that because you're incredulous at it in a positive way or just think there's no discussion to be had.

    Phablet are great for certain kinds of people. Me, I just want a phone as big at about 4.7 inches, like the Z3c
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny holy fuck what even is this thread?

    I assume it was established that phablets are stupid in the first few pages and then someone spammed shit for 8 more because there's no way there's that much to say about oversized phones

    You wear skinny jeans, probably have small feminine hands, and are likely insecure, your opinion is invalid.

    Oh, and get this, lanny's a computer scientist and he uses an iPhone, what a poser!
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I have an opinion, that the trend towards larger "mobile" (read: passive, incapable of content creation) devices is a minor social ill and symptom of certain cultural maladaptation but I mean that one line is more thought on the subject than any sane person should give to the subject. I honestly can not fathom what could occupy nearly two hundred posts now. Maybe I'd dead wrong and a faggot for even thinking phablets aren't god's own gift to MOON PERSONs but the significance of the subject is so vanishing that I lost interest in the subject in the middle of writing this post.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice probably have small feminine hands, and are likely insecure

    "irish potato picking fingers" my mom used to say. You know I always remember thinking of my ancestry as that wierd kind of "american fake irish", like as a significant but no longer truly distinct genetic contributor to the american gene pool but I have no idea which of my ancestors was supposedly irish. On rare occasion I feel a certain kind of longing for that sense of genetic, regional, and cultural continuity certain European populations enjoy.

    Oh, and get this, lanny's a computer scientist and he uses an iPhone, what a poser!

    I feel the same way about phones as I feel about toilets, they disgust me but they're necessary. If they need to be part of my life I'd like to spend as little time thinking about them as possible. Just because they're a chunk of metal and circuitry doesn't mean they represent the technologist's dream in any meaningful way.
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  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    i got u a lg spirit wif but thr screen its fucked upp


  7. Originally posted by Lanny I feel the same way about phones as I feel about toilets, they disgust me but they're necessary. If they need to be part of my life I'd like to spend as little time thinking about them as possible. Just because they're a chunk of metal and circuitry doesn't mean they represent the technologist's dream in any meaningful way.

    Wow, look at Lenny the nouveau-Spartan, kek.

    Originally posted by Lanny I have an opinion, that the trend towards larger "mobile" (read: passive, incapable of content creation) devices is a minor social ill and symptom of certain cultural maladaptation but I mean that one line is more thought on the subject than any sane person should give to the subject. I honestly can not fathom what could occupy nearly two hundred posts now. Maybe I'd dead wrong and a faggot for even thinking phablets aren't god's own gift to MOON PERSONs but the significance of the subject is so vanishing that I lost interest in the subject in the middle of writing this post.

    I mean, it's not like phablet are some magical anomaly that defy the laws of physics by being interesting to some people; I've seen fags argue about crochet equipment for over 1000 posts. It's simply a matter of what you are and are not interested in.
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  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    wen u in a pub an u see sum random guy scrolling thru facebook at max speed 4 no reson so u lace up his pint
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by bling bling wen u in a pub an u see sum random guy scrolling thru facebook at max speed 4 no reson so u lace up his pint

    Wait, did you spike some dude's beer with acid because he was on facebook at a bar?
  10. Originally posted by Lanny Wait, did you spike some dude's beer with acid because he was on facebook at a bar?

    No he spiked it with peptobismol, the opposite of acid
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    RIMSHOT.WAV

    (that means a picture of an anus btw)
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    (pronounced bee-tee-dubs)
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon LUL



    If I could get paid to troll nubs online, I would come right the fuck out of retirement.

    oh the one liner response from the troll is all!
  14. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock oh the one liner response from the troll is all!

    Yes I am a government agent. But being on this forum has nothing to do with my job. I'm dealing with actual drug trafficking and prostitution rings, not kiddies on a forum huffing jenkem.
  15. We huff triangles now you cuck.
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Just because they're a chunk of metal and circuitry doesn't mean they represent the technologist's dream in any meaningful way.

    Dude, that's exactly what the smartphone represents. Science and science fiction have dreamed of this day for a very long time. It's no wonder why people are obsessed with mobile tech. We all grew up on stories about technology that would shape the future, and finally that day is here. The smartphone is our generation's light bulb. It's our automobile. It's the latest great invention that has changed the course of history forever.

    Honestly, you're the last person that I would expect to shun a thread like this, especially considering where you live. Get with the time's, man.
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes I am a government agent. But being on this forum has nothing to do with my job. I'm dealing with actual drug trafficking and prostitution rings, not kiddies on a forum huffing jenkem.

    You seriously went on a forum and disclosed this information?

    try looking into the Wharf region in San Francisco near pier 39 and work your way over to the City of Oakland and some of it's former military bases and OPD!

    You know they actually have underground tunnels and such. Ask your friend Dr Aquino, Lt Col. they accused him of the presidio rapes of small children. also ask about the underground lairs hidden all over the place. they connect to old NIKE missile silos..His friend went to prison, but the US Army took over his case and set him free. Perhaps he was innocent, but he was hanging out with some real dirtbags. Plus the US Army needed him for all of the cool Psyop shit he came up with. I still want to know what it's like dropping LSD.. always been afraid to try hard drugs. Maybe tie off and open a vein in my cock while I'm at it. How's his butt cancer coming along?

    He's a trippy guy.


  18. Nice alt
  19. Originally posted by HampTheToker Dude, that's exactly what the smartphone represents. Science and science fiction have dreamed of this day for a very long time. It's no wonder why people are obsessed with mobile tech. We all grew up on stories about technology that would shape the future, and finally that day is here. The smartphone is our generation's light bulb. It's our automobile. It's the latest great invention that has changed the course of history forever.

    Honestly, you're the last person that I would expect to shun a thread like this, especially considering where you live. Get with the time's, man.

    Nokia are re-releasing the 3310. Better days are ahead for us all
  20. Seriously?!
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