My very educated mother just sent us nine pizzas.

1. 2020-03-30 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What did yours do?
2. 2020-03-30 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   She told me she liked the color paint I picked out...that's a big deal it's rare anything I do or say is complimented by my parents
3. 2020-03-30 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   tell her thanks for nuthin mq I didn't get mine
4. 2020-03-30 at 8 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by POLECAT tell her thanks for nuthin mq I didn't get mine

   
   Well jeez it doesn't magically just get there. Its delivery. Coming from Fargo. It might take a minute to get out to the east coast.
5. 2020-03-30 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   fine, but if its not here in 30 min I want her money back
6. 2020-03-30 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   nothing
7. 2020-03-30 at 8:04 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Why nine pizzas?
8. 2020-03-30 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   why not 9 tho
9. 2020-03-30 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Why nine pizzas?

   
   
   
   do you know the order of the planets in our solar system?
10. 2020-03-30 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Who needs 9 pizzas? Except like Jaba the Hut
11. 2020-03-30 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    someone not leaving the house for 4 days
12. 2020-03-30 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ
    
    do you know the order of the planets in our solar system?

    
    Why? What's that got to do with pizza ? Are you saying she gave you planets
13. 2020-03-30 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Why? What's that got to do with pizza ? Are you saying she gave you planets

    
    Read the title.
    
    You get one more chance.
14. 2020-03-30 at 8:09 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Still over my head. How educated is your mom though ?
    
    Mines not. She went in the Marines at 17 and the government lied about her age. So her id says she is a year older. Then she became a flight attendant ...she didn't graduate got her GED though.
15. 2020-03-30 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Still over my head. How educated is your mom though ?
    
    Mines not. She went in the Marines at 17 and the government lied about her age. So her id says she is a year older. Then she became a flight attendant …she didn't graduate got her GED though.

    
    My mom is very educated, like I said. She even knows the order of the planets.
16. 2020-03-30 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ My mom is very educated, like I said. She even knows the order of the planets.

    
    Hnmmm. Mine I'm sure does not. My father is very educated however.
    
    Mercury furthest ...Earth is third
17. 2020-03-30 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Folks, you can lead a horse to water...
18. 2020-03-30 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Are you gonna explain or just confuse me further
19. 2020-03-30 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Are you gonna explain or just confuse me further

    
    No that takes the fun out of it. I'm sure some faggot will pop in and ruin the fun anyway. I pretty much gave you the two most obvious clues I could give. I dont know what else to tell you. Apply yourself and think about it for 60 seconds instead of giving up right away. 60 seconds. Planets. Thread title.
20. 2020-03-30 at 8:22 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Your mom is a nonce