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Whenever you think of the corona virus think of vapor/smoke
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2020-03-30 at 10:32 AM UTCYou know how when someone vapes or smokes, the cloud goes everywhere? A gust will take it off, itll travel feet across the room, etc. Shit goes everywhere. Smoke in the car and the whole place fills up.
That is your BREATH. That's what it NORMALLY does and how far it NORMALLY goes. You just can't see it without the moisture or particulate from vaping/smoking
Remember that when you're in public. Just imagine everyone is constantly smoking. 6ft away is really nothing. Their breath will still get in your face. You can still get sick -
2020-03-30 at 10:42 AM UTCI wish I could see how far my farts travel.
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2020-03-30 at 11:26 AM UTCwhen I think of coronavirus I think of the sun jizzing toxic flaming loads out into space
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2020-03-30 at 11:47 AM UTC
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2020-03-30 at 11:55 AM UTCI shall research.
I already learned a new word.
Meconium
A babby's first š© -
2020-03-30 at 12 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I shall research.
I already learned a new word.
Meconium
A babby's first š©
Yes, but if they shit that out once the sac has been broken, it can be aspirated into their lungs, and cause a very serious problem. My son did that, and I barely got to see him before they whisked him away to the NICU. They kept him for observation, and suctioned him out the best they could. He was released after about 6 hours, thank goodness. -
2020-03-30 at 12:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Yes, but if they shit that out once the sac has been broken, it can be aspirated into their lungs, and cause a very serious problem. My son did that, and I barely got to see him before they whisked him away to the NICU. They kept him for observation, and suctioned him out the best they could. He was released after about 6 hours, thank goodness.
He's been a shit eater since the day he was born. That's why I'm the best son.
Just kidding. All your sons are the best sons. Nothing you're a mother to could ever be anything less. -
2020-03-30 at 12:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Yes, but if they shit that out once the sac has been broken, it can be aspirated into their lungs, and cause a very serious problem. My son did that, and I barely got to see him before they whisked him away to the NICU. They kept him for observation, and suctioned him out the best they could. He was released after about 6 hours, thank goodness.
I already knew all of that because I did my research.
Thank you. -
2020-03-30 at 12:12 PM UTCBabby's first jenk
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2020-03-30 at 12:15 PM UTC
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2020-03-30 at 12:20 PM UTC
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2020-03-30 at 12:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm curious why you started your post with "yeah, but" as if I had said anything that needed rebuttal.
Originally posted by Technologist Yes, butif they shit that out once the sac has been broken, it can be aspirated into their lungs, and cause a very serious problem. My son did that, and I barely got to see him before they whisked him away to the NICU. They kept him for observation, and suctioned him out the best they could. He was released after about 6 hours, thank goodness.
You seemed like you thought it was a cute thing, and Iām saying, āyes butā it can also be a bad thing for the babies health.
No biggie, youāre being Mr. Defensive. -
2020-03-30 at 3:20 PM UTCHe feels patronized. I think mq might feel better if you fed him some warm milk.
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2020-03-30 at 4:53 PM UTCbut there is nobody outside lol
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2020-03-30 at 6:17 PM UTCI used to eat my own ass in the womb before my ribs and spine formed and ruined the fun
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2020-03-30 at 6:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist You seemed like you thought it was a cute thing, and Iām saying, āyes butā it can also be a bad thing for the babies health.
No biggie, youāre being Mr. Defensive.
"Lambs are cute."
"YES, BUT not if someone comes up to them and slowly feeds them into a wood chipper, bottom first so you have to stare at their face the whole way through."
Oh, good point. Thank you. š -
2020-03-30 at 6:21 PM UTCThink of the virus as cooties. Deal with it the same way you would deal with cooties.
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2020-03-30 at 6:22 PM UTC
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2020-03-30 at 6:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL The asshole is the very first thing formed on a fetus.
Ha.
Anus
Believe it or not, all human beings start out as tiny anuses. In the first few weeks after fertilization, you'reĀ nothing more than a small group of cells, called a blastula. This blastula bursts open from the inside out, making a little bitty opening.
This opening is called a blastopore, and it is the first of your proto-organs to begin forming.While that may sound like a pretty fancy word, the blastopore is actually just a miniscule anus. The rest of yourĀ body develops from there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-30 at 6:25 PM UTCzygoatse
