How we can convince sensitive liberals to get the china virus?

1. 2020-03-29 at 8:09 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   I'm trying to figure this out. We have a great opportunity to murder large swathes of them. But how?
   
   Some preliminary ideas:
   
   - Face masks are cultural appropriation.
   - BLUMPFFF wants you to stay inside (possibly for racist reasons)
   - Social distancing is what the Nazis tried to use on the jedis. Do you want another holocaust?
   - Exhale according to your ability inhale according to your need, in a communal area.
   - The virus is fake, HITLER I mean Boris Johnson is only pretending to have it for sympathy votes
   
   Any ideas? Imagine the sort of society we could rebuild with these people gone.
2. 2020-03-29 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston
   Why are they so sensitive though? A lot of them are very feminine.
3. 2020-03-29 at 8:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It only has like a 1% fatality rate, I wouldn’t really call that large swaths
4. 2020-03-29 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox It only has like a 1% fatality rate, I wouldn’t really call that large swaths

   
   1% for a regular person. Are these really 'people'?
5. 2020-03-29 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Well all the overweight red state religious fanatics that claim it's a hoax and keep holding service might put a dent in the Trump voter roll.
6. 2020-03-29 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Well all the overweight red state religious fanatics that claim it's a hoax and keep holding service might put a dent in the Trump voter roll.

   
   Fun fact, 70% of those admitted to the ICU from the virus are fatties.
   
   They’re also mostly men
7. 2020-03-29 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Make and give out free anti Trump posters signs and bumper stickers. But you have to get someone infected to cough all over them first.
8. 2020-03-29 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Hallelujah!
9. 2020-04-01 at 12:13 AM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by Fox Fun fact, 70% of those admitted to the ICU from the virus are fatties.
   
   They’re also mostly men

   
   Serves them right.