How we can convince sensitive liberals to get the china virus?

1. 2020-03-29 at 8:09 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   I'm trying to figure this out. We have a great opportunity to murder large swathes of them. But how?
   
   Some preliminary ideas:
   
   - Face masks are cultural appropriation.
   - BLUMPFFF wants you to stay inside (possibly for racist reasons)
   - Social distancing is what the Nazis tried to use on the jedis. Do you want another holocaust?
   - Exhale according to your ability inhale according to your need, in a communal area.
   - The virus is fake, HITLER I mean Boris Johnson is only pretending to have it for sympathy votes
   
   Any ideas? Imagine the sort of society we could rebuild with these people gone.
2. 2020-03-29 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston
   Why are they so sensitive though? A lot of them are very feminine.
3. 2020-03-29 at 8:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It only has like a 1% fatality rate, I wouldn’t really call that large swaths
4. 2020-03-29 at 8:28 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox It only has like a 1% fatality rate, I wouldn’t really call that large swaths

   
   1% for a regular person. Are these really 'people'?
5. 2020-03-29 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Well all the overweight red state religious fanatics that claim it's a hoax and keep holding service might put a dent in the Trump voter roll.
6. 2020-03-29 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Well all the overweight red state religious fanatics that claim it's a hoax and keep holding service might put a dent in the Trump voter roll.

   
   Fun fact, 70% of those admitted to the ICU from the virus are fatties.
   
   They’re also mostly men
7. 2020-03-29 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Make and give out free anti Trump posters signs and bumper stickers. But you have to get someone infected to cough all over them first.
8. 2020-03-29 at 8:40 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Hallelujah!
9. 2020-04-01 at 12:13 AM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by Fox Fun fact, 70% of those admitted to the ICU from the virus are fatties.
   
   They’re also mostly men

   
   Serves them right.