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  1. #41
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yup check engine light has been on forever, had diagnostics done on it about 3 times. All three said timing chain.

    Gotta run, I’ll be back, playing cards.
  2. #42
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    you could be looking at a new engine, if that crankshaft is fucked. if you don't think you can pull the motor and do it yourself, which considering the tools you'd have to buy unless you're already equipped might not even save you much money, you might be better off just driving it till it dies, depending on what the car is worth, and other financial considerations. i don't think you really know if the reluctor has moved until you get the timing cover off... which means you don't know if you just need a new chain and guides, or a whole crankshaft and gear rebuild, until you're balls deep in it.

    you might want to see if it can possibly come out the top/front with a hoist if you remove the hood and front clip. you'd have to put blocks of wood or a jackstand under the transmission and seperate it in place, so you'd at the bare minimum have to get some big ass stands to put the car on so you can slide up under it to work. without a lift and a full pro tool cart and air tools, it will be a huge undertaking. make sure a woman is watching so you get your moneys worth. you can definitely do the timing chain with the motor halfway out, but not the crank if the reluctor moved. i'm guessing that the MIL logic sets the code when the waveform on the crank hall sensor starts changing shape indicating the chain is loose and the teeth are not quite in position.
  3. #43
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Pollen = kief everyone else shut the fuck up
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  4. #44
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib you could be looking at a new engine, if that crankshaft is fucked. if you don't think you can pull the motor and do it yourself, which considering the tools you'd have to buy unless you're already equipped might not even save you much money, you might be better off just driving it till it dies, depending on what the car is worth, and other financial considerations. i don't think you really know if the reluctor has moved until you get the timing cover off… which means you don't know if you just need a new chain and guides, or a whole crankshaft and gear rebuild, until you're balls deep in it.

    you might want to see if it can possibly come out the top/front with a hoist if you remove the hood and front clip. you'd have to put blocks of wood or a jackstand under the transmission and seperate it in place, so you'd at the bare minimum have to get some big ass stands to put the car on so you can slide up under it to work. without a lift and a full pro tool cart and air tools, it will be a huge undertaking. make sure a woman is watching so you get your moneys worth. you can definitely do the timing chain with the motor halfway out, but not the crank if the reluctor moved. i'm guessing that the MIL logic sets the code when the waveform on the crank hall sensor starts changing shape indicating the chain is loose and the teeth are not quite in position.

    Jesus Christ! Do you know who you are talking to? Or are you advertising?
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  5. #45
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by snab_snib you could be looking at a new engine, if that crankshaft is fucked. if you don't think you can pull the motor and do it yourself, which considering the tools you'd have to buy unless you're already equipped might not even save you much money, you might be better off just driving it till it dies, depending on what the car is worth, and other financial considerations. i don't think you really know if the reluctor has moved until you get the timing cover off… which means you don't know if you just need a new chain and guides, or a whole crankshaft and gear rebuild, until you're balls deep in it.

    you might want to see if it can possibly come out the top/front with a hoist if you remove the hood and front clip. you'd have to put blocks of wood or a jackstand under the transmission and seperate it in place, so you'd at the bare minimum have to get some big ass stands to put the car on so you can slide up under it to work. without a lift and a full pro tool cart and air tools, it will be a huge undertaking. make sure a woman is watching so you get your moneys worth. you can definitely do the timing chain with the motor halfway out, but not the crank if the reluctor moved. i'm guessing that the MIL logic sets the code when the waveform on the crank hall sensor starts changing shape indicating the chain is loose and the teeth are not quite in position.

    This probably sounds like just plain common sense to you, but it's why your boss can charge $140 an hour for your labour.
  6. #46
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Jesus Christ! Do you know who you are talking to? Or are you advertising?

    i'm just trying to offer some realistic advice based on the information available to me. this is a known problem on those engines. most service advisers he talked to at a shop would just tell him to do the service, but unfortunately you have to factor in the value of the car itself against such a major repair.

    something i forgot to mention is that while a shop or dealer may be 100% unwilling to ever do this... maybe you can just pound the old reluctor back into place if you do that chain yourself. MAYBE. it's possible.
  7. #47
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib i'm just trying to offer some realistic advice based on the information available to me. this is a known problem on those engines. most service advisers he talked to at a shop would just tell him to do the service, but unfortunately you have to factor in the value of the car itself against such a major repair.

    something i forgot to mention is that while a shop or dealer may be 100% unwilling to ever do this… maybe you can just pound the old reluctor back into place if you do that chain yourself. MAYBE. it's possible.

    She's married to a nigger.
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  8. #48
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    never mind then. i hope the engine explodes and kills her.
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  9. #49
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You should edit if you can, if not send her a bill.
  10. #50
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun You should edit if you can, if not send her a bill.

    yeah i'm deleting my posts. fuck, that faggot quoted me.

    hey faggot, delete your quotes of my advice please, so i can withold advice from niggers and nigger lovers.
  11. #51
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib yeah i'm deleting my posts. fuck, that faggot quoted me.

    hey faggot, delete your quotes of my advice please, so i can withold advice from niggers and nigger lovers.

    What if you deleted?
  12. #52
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    it'd still be in star treks post.
  13. #53
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib never mind then. i hope the engine explodes and kills her.

    What about him?
  14. #54
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by snab_snib yeah i'm deleting my posts. fuck, that faggot quoted me.

    hey faggot, delete your quotes of my advice please, so i can withold advice from niggers and nigger lovers.

    You are both basic bitch right wing assholes, so give it a rest already, would you both?
  15. #55
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun What about him?

    don't tempt fate by wishing for something too good to be true.



    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You are both basic bitch right wing assholes, so give it a rest already, would you both?

    fuck you for betraying your own family and condoning the existence of niggers.
  16. #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Big man, pig man
    Ha, ha, charade you are
    You well-heeled big wheel
    Ha, ha, charade you are

    And when your hand is on your heart
    You're nearly a good laugh
    Almost a joker
    With your head down in the pig bin, saying 'Keep on diggin''

    Pig stain on your fat chin
    What do you hope to find, down in the pig mine?
    You're nearly a laugh
    You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

    Bus-stop rat-bag
    Ha, ha, charade you are
    You fucked up old hag
    Ha, ha, charade you are

    You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
    You're nearly a good laugh
    Almost worth a quick grin
    You like the feel of steel

    You're hot stuff with a hatpin
    And good fun with a hand gun
    You're nearly a laugh
    You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

    Hey you, Whitehouse!
    Ha, ha, charade you are
    You house-proud town mouse
    Ha, ha, charade you are

    You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
    You're nearly a real treat
    All tight lips and cold feet
    And do you feel abused?

    You got to stem the evil tide
    And keep it all on the inside
    Mary, you're nearly a treat
    Mary you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry
  17. #57
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by snab_snib fuck you for betraying your own family and condoning the existence of niggers.

    OK I am sure I did that or something like that at some stage, so apologies or whatever will make an easy life for me.
  18. #58
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Pigs, 3 different ones. Love that song.
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  19. #59
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country OK I am sure I did that or something like that at some stage, so apologies or whatever will make an easy life for me.

    no, fuck you. and fuck you for being a fucking gross pervert retard, too. every time you condone the existence of niggers, your hands grow a little redder with the blood of the ones that you should have been helping instead of hurting.
  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hey. Negros are people, too.
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