the virus is pretty gay

1. 2020-03-24 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #21
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's standing his distance because he's afraid of getting the virus and giving it to his dakimakura over the internet.

   
   oh i thought the fbi snagged him
2. 2020-03-24 at 11:26 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by STER0S oh i thought the fbi snagged him

   
   that would be funnier because they took the video games out of the feds years ago evidently
3. 2020-03-24 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #23
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   they just enacted a 3 week stay at home order for Vermont.
4. 2020-03-24 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   No Yorker.
   
   No Russian.
5. 2020-03-24 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #25
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT they just enacted a 3 week stay at home order for Vermont.

   
   ask them if they want some cheese to go with their whining
   
   faggot fucking hoax virus
6. 2020-03-24 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #26
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   we are known for our cheese already,, thanks tho
7. 2020-03-24 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by snab_snib ask them if they want some cheese to go with their whining
   
   faggot fucking hoax virus

   
   You sure you're not a nigger? Literally all of the niggers also realize this is a joke and are freely doing whatever they want wherever they want whenever they want.
8. 2020-03-24 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT we are known for our cheese already,, thanks tho

   
   that's why i suggested you offer them an assortment of regional dairy delights to go with their unreasonable pussy panic
9. 2020-03-25 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ It's just good practice for everyone. I've lived my whole life wanting to be in a situation like this and now I'm finally getting it and it's not even that bad.
   
   Meanwhile, ya know, Syria is probably having some laughs at our pandemonium of a few weeks without living like absolute kings.

   
   those bastards
10. 2020-03-25 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #30
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    the future is now, this is what they want us to be lieky
    
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grylls, 
    • Sudo
11. 2020-03-25 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #31
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Grylls it hit me hard i hav 2 stop meetin ur gramps

    
    m8 wuz sukn ur great granmum of in bushs wen ur unkl walkt in n i sukt him of 2 wat a fag
12. 2020-03-25 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib ask them if they want some cheese to go with their whining
    
    faggot fucking hoax virus

    
    get sick, bitch. Get real sick.
13. 2020-03-25 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You sure you're not a nigger? Literally all of the niggers also realize this is a joke and are freely doing whatever they want wherever they want whenever they want.

    
    Monkeys are hard to control
14. 2020-03-25 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #34
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im pretty sure than my work is still open only due to one small government order that my boss figured if we just run it really really slow that we can stay open and run our parts on the other machines and make a bunch of money off them.
    
    There is a stay at home order in my state.
    
    My work does not feel essential at all.
    
    The only measures my work took was hanging up some signs saying wash your hands, gluing 2 purrel things to the wall for people to use, and they set stuff on all the benches so 1 person can sit but not 2 people in order to keep everyone apart.
    
    They had one guy sitting outside putting stickers on parts at the picnic table.
    Im pretty sure he was just out there because someone doesn't like him.
    
    But still...
    At the beggining of the day my boss has us all sitting together in the breakroom and he comes in and uses one of these
    
    
    https://www.harborfreight.com/121-infrared-laser-thermometer-63985.html?_br_psugg_q=thermometer
    
    to check our necks for temperature.
    Anyone over 100degrees goes home.
    
    But by that time we have all sat with them and he walked through the whole fucking shop to get to the breakroom.
    
    Really in my opinion the measures are useless and my work is not essential.
    
    I feel like I am getting fucked out of my quarantine vacation.
    Also I already feel like shit on good days. I am not thrilled about maybe feeling even worse.
15. 2020-03-25 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #35
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Sometimes I get a feeling we are pressured to expose ourselves to it because they are hoping it does indeed take a lot of us out.
    
    Here is $80 if you come to work today (and you know I need $80) but then I might get sick and die if I do.
    But if I do I also probably made them like $8000 dollars for working that day.
    
    And then when I get to thinking I can just stay home and the government will help me for a little while until they find treatment for covis-19, they go and start dicking around in congress bickering with each other while my ability to have a better chance and not needlessly dying over dumb shit vanishes along with the $1000 check I was first promised.
    
    Why is our government acting so unprepared and retarded.
    What the fuck have they been doing all this time.
    Surely they know this stuff can happen.
    Did no one ever figure that one day we might just need a whole bunch of ventilators so lets go ahead and make them now?
    
    Why the fuck was such panic allowed to happen and people hoarded all the tp?
    
    Sometimes I think this is literally mind control and nothing is even wrong other than the fact someone has tricked everyone into being so afraid of this.
    And if thats the case wtf are they doing and why?
    
    I feel like any day now I am going to get a letter in the mail from the new owners of my country (whoever our leaders sold it off too).
16. 2020-03-25 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Wariat Are you serious? America is now actually imprisoning people for walking outside at 9:30 in the morning?

    
    At night
17. 2020-03-25 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im pretty sure than my work is still open only due to one small government order that my boss figured if we just run it really really slow that we can stay open and run our parts on the other machines and make a bunch of money off them.
    
    There is a stay at home order in my state.
    
    My work does not feel essential at all.
    
    The only measures my work took was hanging up some signs saying wash your hands, gluing 2 purrel things to the wall for people to use, and they set stuff on all the benches so 1 person can sit but not 2 people in order to keep everyone apart.
    
    They had one guy sitting outside putting stickers on parts at the picnic table.
    Im pretty sure he was just out there because someone doesn't like him.
    
    But still…
    At the beggining of the day my boss has us all sitting together in the breakroom and he comes in and uses one of these
    
    
    https://www.harborfreight.com/121-infrared-laser-thermometer-63985.html?_br_psugg_q=thermometer
    
    to check our necks for temperature.
    Anyone over 100degrees goes home.
    
    But by that time we have all sat with them and he walked through the whole fucking shop to get to the breakroom.
    
    Really in my opinion the measures are useless and my work is not essential.
    
    I feel like I am getting fucked out of my quarantine vacation.
    Also I already feel like shit on good days. I am not thrilled about maybe feeling even worse.

    
    just stick hot coffee cup to your 3rd eye where they take your temp before they scan you.