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what would you do star trek if this was your new life: being a do boy

  1. #21
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby their just in county jail in that show.. I've been only to county jail a bunch of times and yeah I'd help clean the cell, but I didn't have to. Like last I was there my celly had been alone for quite some time I guess and the toilet was pretty gross but he got some bleach and started cleaning up. Most of my cellies pretty much always had a good amount of money I had some but not that much and they would buy me stuff like coffee hunny buns, so the most doiest thing I ever did was stay up drinking the coffee they bought because they want me to stay up and talk which I was fine with.

    This one dude would ask me if I'd save something from my tray because he's gonna make a spread for us and i that night and I would go ahead do it was in my best interest and he always broke bread with me.

    Before i was put with that guy that was pretty cool, I was with this guy that was older than the moon and every morning he would clean cell while I was still asleep because I'd barely be falling asleep at like 7 in the morning and he'd really fucking loud cleaning and whatever.. he was an essay and during the day when we were just laying there he ramble on about stuff I just care to listen and he got really annoying, he would about how when he was younger he would steal whyte peoples bikes around UT *where I live and I've had my bike stolen before* and just all this bullshit and one day he moved my stuff or something I just didn't trust the guy and I took his sandwhich and threw in the toilet and clogged it up and he started screaming at me and I started screaming too and they moved me which turned out to be for the best.

    It's been like over six years since I've been to jail and I try to not go to jail anymore.. I'm surprised that I did 5 years probation with out anything bad happening despite all the stuff I was doing the entire time. But I have seen a lot of those ryan leone videos and some of them are down right hilarious, the first one you posted that I saw I went 5 minutes into and thought it was a joke lol but then I realized I've known guys like that

    what was your most unpleasent experience in county?
  2. #22
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I know based on his threads I'm way down the list.

    I'm saving myself for marriage
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Octavian

    exactly what i wanted to quote and post.

    the nonce force is strong with this one.
  4. #24
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    No I am serious tar trek. Imagine being in a cell crying or simply thinking to yourself: how the rudk do I get out of this? What do I do? After they start ordering you around and after they start telling you to grab shit from them constantly like that. And gaining up on you in an 8 man pod like the white dude I told you about pirate and they tried to me in vsp where I told you I fought the Guatemalan spier monkey who started biting me later and moved. Where this guy took a shit in there and it wouldn't flush and claimed I did it to get me to flush it. Where they start acting and gaining up on you. What would you do?
  5. #25
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat No I am serious tar trek. Imagine being in a cell crying or simply thinking to yourself: how the rudk do I get out of this? What do I do? After they start ordering you around and after they start telling you to grab shit from them constantly like that. And gaining up on you in an 8 man pod like the white dude I told you about pirate and they tried to me in vsp where I told you I fought the Guatemalan spier monkey who started biting me later and moved. Where this guy took a shit in there and it wouldn't flush and claimed I did it to get me to flush it. Where they start acting and gaining up on you. What would you do?

    What the fuck does what would you do even mean? Are you looking for sympathy because that happened to you? Tough, shit happens to everyone. For instance I had cancer and heart operation and chemo, what would you do?, you get through it.
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  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What the fuck does what would you do even mean? Are you looking for sympathy because that happened to you? Tough, shit happens to everyone. For instance I had cancer and heart operation and chemo, what would you do?, you get through it.

    BUT SEIROSULY WHUT WOULD U DO STARECK!? SEROUSl!?
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  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How the fuck do you keep answering his questions sincerely? This is just as mind blowing as him making the same 3 threads into 900 threads over the past 6 months.
  8. #28
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby their just in county jail in that show.. I've been only to county jail a bunch of times and yeah I'd help clean the cell, but I didn't have to. Like last I was there my celly had been alone for quite some time I guess and the toilet was pretty gross but he got some bleach and started cleaning up. Most of my cellies pretty much always had a good amount of money I had some but not that much and they would buy me stuff like coffee hunny buns, so the most doiest thing I ever did was stay up drinking the coffee they bought because they want me to stay up and talk which I was fine with.

    I would usually pay people to clean my cell because I had never had to clean things before in my life so I was unaccustomed to it. Everyone would always say "ok but don't tell anyone ok, your word?" and I would say yes.

    Prison is a very insecure place. I remember I was really high on big pills and yelled at someone to make my bed in front of a bunch of people and he got lippy so we fought and since I was high I didn't do very well, I didn't realize how this was perceived so people told me it reflected poorly on me so I was like "gee whillakers I better give him a tumble again" so the next day while still sore from the previous fight (and coming off drugs) I fought him again and slammed his head against the sink and made it bleed, then he hugged me and shit was better again. I kind of developed a reputation as someone who isn't the best fighter but will fight someone at the drop of a hat, which kind of was the case because I was angsty and young. That was in da penzo.

    My county jail is VERY political and I can't really go into the dynamics but it's pretty fucked up and basically 85% PC. Somehow I'm of the minority because everyone likes me and I've been a degenerate a long time and don't pull funny moves and have tegrity.

    Wariat would get beaten to death on all but the diddliest PC range for being such a little skinner goof
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  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby BUT SEIROSULY WHUT WOULD U DO STARECK!? SEROUSl!?

    He didnt even answer the question just deflate it to something else. Also star trek say the only reason you were there having to even think about this question for a fight you did not start against a deadbeat father who decided to not only snitch but make shit up on you and say the cops did not even read you your rights. What would you do star trek?
  10. #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Star trek having cancer is a natural illness and it is bad but getting railroaded or trumped up charges against you and then being sent away by your own attorney is probably the worst thing that can ahppen to you in Amerikkka star trek besides being cooked alive like that dog by the chineseman.
  11. #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    STAR TREK WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!!
  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    hey wariat, what would you do if you were put on a population range and people could just tell right away you had skeletons in your closet and gave off a creepy vibe? Would you run to the guards to check in or would you try to fight for the name of mariej lata? I bet you would run like the bitch you are
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  13. #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Or star trek what is your opinion of what this guy says and what is all too common in there in terms of caring what these other criminals in there think of you or label you and how he gave in to this pressure or had low self esteem like they all do star trek? Is this how you would do it like this guy stab people due to peer pressure?

  14. #34
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo hey wariat, what would you do if you were put on a population range and people could just tell right away you had skeletons in your closet and gave off a creepy vibe? Would you run to the guards to check in or would you try to fight for the name of mariej lata? I bet you would run like the bitch you are

    You don't just fight in there particularly blacks. It's always multiple people or weapons involved with certain people, ethnic groups or egos. Some people can't just lose bro. Know what I mean? They can't lose face and shiz.
  15. #35
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    But Star Trek wouldn't know anything about that would he?
  16. #36
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat You don't just fight in there particularly blacks. It's always multiple people or weapons involved with certain people, ethnic groups or egos. Some people can't just lose bro. Know what I mean? More face and shiz.

    you didn't answer my question you little bitch. It seems like you are fearful already as you mentioned "blacks" "weapons" and "multiple people" so I take it you would run with your tail between your legs

    Why do you keep trying to address Mr. Trek? These things you're talking about don't really apply to him. Are you just trying to find someone you think would be less acclimatized to prison than you are? That's kind of bullying and bullies usually get hurt in prison, especially for someone like you who is deserving of absolutely no respect

    Just stick to your shitty gay porns kid and be thankful you don't end up raped again
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  18. #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol bc it true I mean star trek would be even in much worse shape than me. I mean I dealt with things best as I could (sometimes there is no solution hen you're outnumbered or risks taking with weapons) but he doesn't even know people like this or situations like this exist. People who hate for no other reason is that you have canteen coming or someone to walk to on a phone who cares about you. People who will out you down with evil grins because you are not sharing your shit when looking with them while you cut yourself. That's how they are. And I was never a do boy but had people talk super down or disrespect of me at times (although I ended up either fighting these people or almost fighting them since they were lifers almost always acting this way toward me or moving) and that alone got to me. So that is why I wonder how someone like star trek who would never fight or even stand up for himself would deal with it. And they're all bullies in there. They all look for people weaker to out down or feel powerful against or near.
  19. #39
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Star trek claims I should have solidarity with manual laborers in Amazon are housed but prisoners don't have solidarity with anyone but themselves.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sudo has a good point , wario. When anyone who's actually done time answers your questions you cant handle it. That alone should answer all your questions.
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